Kehla got drafted to the Portland Pythons, but He's not going to imitate any other player in The league, and He wouldn't dare impersonate the legend PickSix himself, but all jokes aside, the Pythons are going to be stacked this season. The top 3 cornerbacks in the draft were drafted by the Pythons, and the legend Isidore himself wrote an article about the weighted TPE average of our defense, and it was miles ahead of every other team. Sure, Bauer was chosen before either Alexander Hamilton or I, but there was bias there. He's defintely not as good as I am, and neither is Alexander Hamilton but it's ok because we both went to the same team. I'm glad I got drafted by the Pythons, even if it was too low of a pick for me. Some other players would have killed to be drafted as high as I did, especially Jim Wat_rs. I'm not saying names though. But I'm a top 5 prospect, and I expect that success to continue in this league. My team is moving me to Free Safety, but I'm OK with that. With Tyler Oles at CB1 and Alexander Hamilton II at CB2 and me at FS, our secondary is going to be hella nasty. I cannot wait to feast. We have one of the fastest secondaries in the league, because all 3 of us have over 85 speed. I expect to rack up more sacks than interceptions because of how the sim works honestly. I don't need strength if I can just run by the offensive lineman, right? I've seen free safeties get tons of sacks in seasons before, so I hope this helps benefit my stats. I do care about winning the Ultimini, but let's be real, I'm going to win that defensive back of the year, I'm going to win that defensive rookie of the year, I'm going to win that defensive player of the year, I'm going to win that most valuable player award. You can bet on that, but not with my money. I've got $30 Mil in the bank, how about you?
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