Ugarth's team, the Tijuana Luchadores, brought in many new players via the draft. Ugarth will now name some of them, and discuss things about them that Ugarth finds amusing.
Ozamataz BUCKshank. What a name! Had Ugarth not known better, he might think that Ozamataz comes from his homeland. He is apparently a zone cornerback, whatever that means. Ugarth hope he ready to compete physically in a contest of mak'gora.
Ben Slothlisburger. Somehow, someway, Ugarth know this man from another time. Another life. This man is not one to be trifled with, there's a power and an air about him. He plays like me, reckless and with passion! Not the smartest, but him clever. Ugarth will protect him by relentlessly sacking him in the battle drills our coaches make us do, just to toughen him up for the real enemy.
Corpse Grinder. NOW THIS IS AN ORC! Ugarth think team play joke on him by paint orc in a palid white. With a name like Corpse Grinder, Ugarth will be happy to play beside this man. Another linebacker, just like Ugarth, he's big and fast and strong like me. Not as good looking, though.
Julio Tirta.... Tirwit... Tirwitchadijgerido? Julio T. He's a running back, a little runt of a man built like a cannon ball! Ugarth approves! This man, however small he may be, is fast and quick like the tip of a spear, able to sneak between the creases between men like the tip of a spear. He can change directions quickly... like... uh... the tip of a spear. He can also do other things, like catch the ball, Ugarth guess. But mostly he STABS THE ENEMY IN THE GUT! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Ozamataz BUCKshank. What a name! Had Ugarth not known better, he might think that Ozamataz comes from his homeland. He is apparently a zone cornerback, whatever that means. Ugarth hope he ready to compete physically in a contest of mak'gora.
Ben Slothlisburger. Somehow, someway, Ugarth know this man from another time. Another life. This man is not one to be trifled with, there's a power and an air about him. He plays like me, reckless and with passion! Not the smartest, but him clever. Ugarth will protect him by relentlessly sacking him in the battle drills our coaches make us do, just to toughen him up for the real enemy.
Corpse Grinder. NOW THIS IS AN ORC! Ugarth think team play joke on him by paint orc in a palid white. With a name like Corpse Grinder, Ugarth will be happy to play beside this man. Another linebacker, just like Ugarth, he's big and fast and strong like me. Not as good looking, though.
Julio Tirta.... Tirwit... Tirwitchadijgerido? Julio T. He's a running back, a little runt of a man built like a cannon ball! Ugarth approves! This man, however small he may be, is fast and quick like the tip of a spear, able to sneak between the creases between men like the tip of a spear. He can change directions quickly... like... uh... the tip of a spear. He can also do other things, like catch the ball, Ugarth guess. But mostly he STABS THE ENEMY IN THE GUT! AHAHAHAHAHA!