Hey Brenden. I’m Sam Samuels, divorced and certified alcoholic reporter, here to ask you a couple questions.
Why did my wife leave me?
Why do I still love her, after she cheated on me and left me for my father?
Why did CPS take my kids?
Where is my son? I forgot to pick him up at school a week ago and I’m just remembering now. Have you seen him?
What skills will you be taking from your previous position to help you learn how to play your new one? Do you think it’ll be difficult for you to adjust to playing at defensive back after all these years at linebacker?
Lastly, do you have any spare change? I got mugged in an alleyway a week ago and they stole all my beer money. The divorce and the alimony that I’ll have to pay is already hitting me hard, and I still have to pay for the house that I got kicked out of due to my restraining order. It’d help a lot.
I look forward to hearing your responses.
PS: What do I have to do for a dollar? I’m desperate.
Why did my wife leave me?
Why do I still love her, after she cheated on me and left me for my father?
Why did CPS take my kids?
Where is my son? I forgot to pick him up at school a week ago and I’m just remembering now. Have you seen him?
What skills will you be taking from your previous position to help you learn how to play your new one? Do you think it’ll be difficult for you to adjust to playing at defensive back after all these years at linebacker?
Lastly, do you have any spare change? I got mugged in an alleyway a week ago and they stole all my beer money. The divorce and the alimony that I’ll have to pay is already hitting me hard, and I still have to pay for the house that I got kicked out of due to my restraining order. It’d help a lot.
I look forward to hearing your responses.
PS: What do I have to do for a dollar? I’m desperate.