(S21) - PT4 - Ultimus Dreamin’

[Reno]

Why do I think Kansas City is going to win the championship this year? Have you even looked at us so far? Best offense and the best defense in the DSFL bar none, talent all throughout the team. Beginning with our offense, look no further than the #YeetSquad for all your offensive needs. Eddie Jeeta, Michael Witheblock, Tan Johnson, and Tree Gelbman make up the best group of wide outs this side of the Mississippi. At the quarterback position we have Chika Fujiwara, and despite her being an anime girl she has the vision of an eagle, the arm of Rex Grossman, and the accuracy of Tom Brady. Flip over to the defense and it’s just as dangerous, especially on that defensive line. Chip Otle, Phat Boi, Ismael Sanchez and Patrick Money, they’ve been consistently getting sacks and wrapping up running backs behind the line of scrimmage. The linebacking core is led by the wonderfully named Fawn DilMyBalls who has provided stability at a position that was a nightmare for Kansas City last year. Finally on the defense is the secondary, with the cornerbacks led by tackling machine Chester Sweets and the safeties core is anchored by, in my opinion the heart of the defense, Jon Bois the safety. He gets sacks, he breaks up passes, he intercepts passes, he does it all and without him this defense would struggle immensely. Kansas City also has the best kicker in the DSFL with Lefty Louis who has been perfect from all field goals this season and will remain that way guaranteed. So yeah Kansas City is winning it all, this roster is built perfectly from head to toe and we’re going to do some damage come playoff time.