(04-05-2020, 04:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:1. Who are you again?I am Tom Sofa, the back-up Quarterback for the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers and the last pick of the season 21 DSFL draft. I'm arguably the best pick of the draft and my name is something you should remember. Not only am I going to rock the NSFL, but I was the first player to recover from COVID-36 and have taken the time and energy to donate my own blood to help the cause. Not only that but I was able to win an election for someone else simply because they shared the same name as me. My name would be useful for you to learn.
(04-05-2020, 04:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:2. Where do you see yourself going in the NSFL draft? If higher how do you believe you improved your draft stock?If higher? I know I will be drafted higher. How do I know? Because there are over 150 guys who did not improve a single bit since joining the DSFL. I will be the highest draft mover because not only will I be in the top 200, but I am willing to bet that I ill go in the top 84 picks (7 full rounds). Anyone willing to take me on that bet should let me know and we'll set it up.
(04-05-2020, 04:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:3. Why did you call this press conference at 4 am?Time is just a construct my dear friend. To some the season feels like only a month, a career a little over a year. What the real question is is that if this is a problem for you, then why are you here?
(04-05-2020, 04:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:4. Is cereal a soup, broth or stew?Cereal is unmicrowaved oatmeal with tons of added sugars and artificial flavors. Eat oatmeal.
(04-05-2020, 04:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:5. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is a taco?A hotdog is a taco, the debate is now if a taco is a sandwich. Let's think of it geographically, a taco is like a peninsula, surrounded by 3 sides. A sandwich on the other hand is only surrounded on 2 sides by pieces of bread relating it closer to an ithmus. A hotdog is a taco is not a sandwich.
(04-05-2020, 04:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:6. What is our purpose?To score as many points as possible in 60 timed minutes in 4 quarters. That's pretty much it.
(04-05-2020, 04:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:7. Be honest. What NSFL team you want to play for?The one that calls my name. I will not be holding out, I will not make ridiculous demands, I should consider it a blessing that an NSFL team wants to play me at all.
(04-05-2020, 04:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:8. How many sofa jokes should we expect during your career?I expect more Couch jokes than Sofa jokes. We will see how the draft goes.
(04-05-2020, 04:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:9. Good luck rookie!Thanks!
Unconfident, Aug 8 2022, 04:16 AM Wrote:You’re going to be IA this time week lil bro