Man if only I was an NSFL GM I'd be doing so many crazy trades. The war room is really lit over here at the Wraiths, we are going through every single prospect with a fine tooth comb. We're looking at strengths, weaknesses, who they hung out with in college, and what their favorite fast food joint was around campus. Plus, with the way Garden has been playing for us, we have to be extra cautious about the devil's lettuce. We hope they're all on it, seems to really improve performance. However, not only are we scouting the prospects, we're scouting the other teams in the NSFL. We need to know as well as they do what their weaknesses and strengths are.
I really believe we are the most prepared team in the NSFL. We are knee deep in excel spreadsheets, Foosball Insider reports, and Pro Football Jokers Analysis. However, predicting the draft is as much an art form as it is a science. I've brought my personal yogi all the way from India to teach our scouts about the meaning of chakras and how to read one. Our team yoga sessions and meditations are important to our success on the field. We are all about finding a well-rounded prospect who is able to contribute on the field and in the locker room.
I really believe we are the most prepared team in the NSFL. We are knee deep in excel spreadsheets, Foosball Insider reports, and Pro Football Jokers Analysis. However, predicting the draft is as much an art form as it is a science. I've brought my personal yogi all the way from India to teach our scouts about the meaning of chakras and how to read one. Our team yoga sessions and meditations are important to our success on the field. We are all about finding a well-rounded prospect who is able to contribute on the field and in the locker room.
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