(S23) - PT 4 - The Butterfly Effect

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Well, my player is a brand spanking new. Tex Wrecks has not done anything. Zil. Nil. Nada. He has never played football before in his life. But he was very good at shuffleboard.

He began to have a career as a professional shuffleboard. But after a horrific injury to the elbow, he had to hang up his salts. And it was probably for the best. Wrecks just couldn't cut it on the mean streaks of PSL, The Professional Shuffleboard league.

Not many know this, but shuffleboard is a violent game. Do you think football is for the tough, the strong? No. It is not, sir. Those titles are reserved for only the bravest fools, who board-out in the three-zone, running the risk and tormenting a knockout within the zone. You think you know. But you have no idea.

But if it weren't for this elbow injury, Tex Wrecks would definitely be in The Professional Shuffleboard league. But we cannot change the past. And now, Tex has the opportunity to play in the NSFL and be a contributing member of a team. With grit and determination, he can make it in the NSFL. Well, I hope he does. Because if he doesn't, it reflects poorly on me. But I suspect he will do just fine.

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