(S23) - PT 5 - A New Leaf

[TomHanks]

Clearly the problem with HO both at the NSFL and DSFL level is the rampant corruption and obvious attempts by our reptilian overlords to seize control of the league and make decisions that exclusively make the league worse with no thought behind them at all. The only solution is a full-scale revolution as the shape shifting lizard people will not respond to reason or discussion. We must start at a 10/10 screaming as loud as we can, and if need be move on to bringing out the guillotines. Remember folks, HO aren’t people, they’re blood drinking reptiles in skin suits. Maybe they don’t even have skin suits. Has anyone ever seen a picture or even a likeness of DSFL Commissioner TomHanks? I think not! Coincidence? Not a chance. Clearly, he hasn’t perfected shape shifting like some of the other members of head office who have dared to show glimpses of themselves when they’re not in lizard form. We must identify freedom fighters from around the league and tactically eliminate each and every member of this elitist cult until the rivers have run red with blue! (Human-reptile hybrid blood is blue if you’re unfamiliar.) If we can’t stop them physically, then we must break their spirit. Tear them to shreds as best you can citizens, it is our only way to see any change from the heinous acts of HO to make the league a worse place.