07-20-2020, 11:27 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-25-2020, 11:25 AM by Jiggly_333.)
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There is a single team that I am qualified to write about when it comes to the NSFL. The Chicago Butchers have had a very unfortunate history. They haven’t been around for that long, but they’ve earned a sort of distinction about them that’s very hard to shake when it comes to the culture in the league. It’s interesting how that title of loser has been passed around the league. It started with the Yeti and eventually people were tired of the Yeti, so they switched to Philly. Then, Philly started winning and it switched to the Las Vegas Legion. After a while it just sorta moved back to the Yeti. Now, finally over the past few seasons, it’s on the Chicago Butchers and it doesn’t look like it’ll leave anytime soon. Which is sad because quite a few people put a ton of work into this team. Here are four of them.
1 - Jiggly (me) - This sounds narcissistic, but I want you to think about the Chicago Butchers. Who is the first person that pops into your head? Exactly. I knew about this team being created even before it was announced. I was a QB and needed a team I could play for and Oles told me that he was going to make a Chicago NSFL expansion team. He even asked for help with suggesting a team name, which I gave a name that holds a direct meaning in line with the history of the city. I became the team’s first QB and stayed there my entire active career. I also ended up the GM of the team, twice technically. The first time I stepped down because I knew that I wasn’t emotionally stable enough to handle running the team and the second time I had a massive three day long panic attack and thought I was going to actually die. I gave a lot for this team and I hope that I sacrificed myself for the right GMs to take over. So far, I think that I did.
2 - Oles - As I said, he was the one who got the expansion franchise in the first place. Oles was one of the first GMs and was a main part of the offense early on. Unfortunately, he didn’t end up sticking around for too long and that’s kind of a big reason the team fell apart. The Butchers were designed to be a glass cannon with the intention of winning it all in the first couple of seasons and using that brand recognition to sign good FAs. Unfortunately, the team never even came close and eventually collapsed. I think there are many people who blame Oles, but you can’t talk about the history of the Butchers without mentioning him. Later on, he chose to come back and was even involved in the beginning of the “Soviet Yunyun” incident. He has a massive love for the team and should be recognized for it.
3 - Muford - I don’t know if many people realized it when he was given the current GM job, but he was also a founding GM of the Chicago Butchers. I don’t even remember who his player was or what position they were, but he was there. This was actually the second Chicago team that he was the founding Co-GM of, since he was my original Co-GM with the Chicago Blues before he immediately jumped ship to GM the Sabrecats. Or NOLA. I don’t even remember. I just remember him just completely ditching me while I was still trying to figure out the controls. Anyway, simply due to being involved in some of the most important moments of this franchise’s history, he gets a spot here. He was a founder, he was a player for a long time, and finally he’s now GM again.
4 - This is where it’s a bit confusing for me. I’m not sure if there’s a fourth person worthy of a spot here. There have been plenty of GMs that I can simply name and be over with this, but none of them have any sort of positive impact on the franchise. FlyEaglesFly was sort of the beginning of the end when he handed the team off to me and dipped in free agency. While it was at my request, Toasty still made quite a few horrible trades and eventually ended up rage quitting over what might possibly be the worst draft pick in NSFL history. Then there’s Valor who didn’t even try, he just sort of flopped around like a magikarp. Steelsound tried, but was so completely slammed by public opinion that he just couldn’t handle being GM anymore. In the end, I’m sort of hoping that Bayley will be the last addition to the mountain for turning the team around, but he needs to actually do it first. In terms of players, there’s Torrenson, but he straight up lied to us as a team when he said that if we traded him he’d re-sign with us the next season. So, there goes loyalty points.
Whatever. We only have three slots filled. Maybe someday someone can fill that fourth slot.
There is a single team that I am qualified to write about when it comes to the NSFL. The Chicago Butchers have had a very unfortunate history. They haven’t been around for that long, but they’ve earned a sort of distinction about them that’s very hard to shake when it comes to the culture in the league. It’s interesting how that title of loser has been passed around the league. It started with the Yeti and eventually people were tired of the Yeti, so they switched to Philly. Then, Philly started winning and it switched to the Las Vegas Legion. After a while it just sorta moved back to the Yeti. Now, finally over the past few seasons, it’s on the Chicago Butchers and it doesn’t look like it’ll leave anytime soon. Which is sad because quite a few people put a ton of work into this team. Here are four of them.
1 - Jiggly (me) - This sounds narcissistic, but I want you to think about the Chicago Butchers. Who is the first person that pops into your head? Exactly. I knew about this team being created even before it was announced. I was a QB and needed a team I could play for and Oles told me that he was going to make a Chicago NSFL expansion team. He even asked for help with suggesting a team name, which I gave a name that holds a direct meaning in line with the history of the city. I became the team’s first QB and stayed there my entire active career. I also ended up the GM of the team, twice technically. The first time I stepped down because I knew that I wasn’t emotionally stable enough to handle running the team and the second time I had a massive three day long panic attack and thought I was going to actually die. I gave a lot for this team and I hope that I sacrificed myself for the right GMs to take over. So far, I think that I did.
2 - Oles - As I said, he was the one who got the expansion franchise in the first place. Oles was one of the first GMs and was a main part of the offense early on. Unfortunately, he didn’t end up sticking around for too long and that’s kind of a big reason the team fell apart. The Butchers were designed to be a glass cannon with the intention of winning it all in the first couple of seasons and using that brand recognition to sign good FAs. Unfortunately, the team never even came close and eventually collapsed. I think there are many people who blame Oles, but you can’t talk about the history of the Butchers without mentioning him. Later on, he chose to come back and was even involved in the beginning of the “Soviet Yunyun” incident. He has a massive love for the team and should be recognized for it.
3 - Muford - I don’t know if many people realized it when he was given the current GM job, but he was also a founding GM of the Chicago Butchers. I don’t even remember who his player was or what position they were, but he was there. This was actually the second Chicago team that he was the founding Co-GM of, since he was my original Co-GM with the Chicago Blues before he immediately jumped ship to GM the Sabrecats. Or NOLA. I don’t even remember. I just remember him just completely ditching me while I was still trying to figure out the controls. Anyway, simply due to being involved in some of the most important moments of this franchise’s history, he gets a spot here. He was a founder, he was a player for a long time, and finally he’s now GM again.
4 - This is where it’s a bit confusing for me. I’m not sure if there’s a fourth person worthy of a spot here. There have been plenty of GMs that I can simply name and be over with this, but none of them have any sort of positive impact on the franchise. FlyEaglesFly was sort of the beginning of the end when he handed the team off to me and dipped in free agency. While it was at my request, Toasty still made quite a few horrible trades and eventually ended up rage quitting over what might possibly be the worst draft pick in NSFL history. Then there’s Valor who didn’t even try, he just sort of flopped around like a magikarp. Steelsound tried, but was so completely slammed by public opinion that he just couldn’t handle being GM anymore. In the end, I’m sort of hoping that Bayley will be the last addition to the mountain for turning the team around, but he needs to actually do it first. In terms of players, there’s Torrenson, but he straight up lied to us as a team when he said that if we traded him he’d re-sign with us the next season. So, there goes loyalty points.
Whatever. We only have three slots filled. Maybe someday someone can fill that fourth slot.
[OPTION]S32: CAR: 0 \ RUS: 0 \ RUT: 0 \ CAT: 35 \ REC: 582 \ RET: 3
[OPTION]S33: CAR: 395 \ RUS: 1756 \ RUT: 21 \ CAT: 14 \ REC: 124 \ RET: 1
[OPTION]S34: CAR: 196 \ RUS: 831 \ RUT: 6 \ CAT: 35 \ REC: 582 \ RET: 3
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[OPTION]S31: DNQ
[OPTION]DSFL Playoff Stats
[OPTION]S31: DNQ
[OPTION]S32: CAR: 0 \ RUS: 0 \ RUT: 0 \ CAT: 7 \ REC: 67 \ RET: 0
[OPTION]S33: CAR: 47 \ RUS: 147 \ RUT: 0 \ CAT: 2 \ REC: 7 \ RET: 0
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[OPTION]S33: CAR: 47 \ RUS: 147 \ RUT: 0 \ CAT: 2 \ REC: 7 \ RET: 0
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]S33 DSFL RBOTY
[OPTION]S33 DSFL MVP
[OPTION]Height: 6'2"
[OPTION]Weight: 195 lbs
[OPTION]Birthplace: Yakushima, Japan
[OPTION]Number: 23
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[OPTION]DSFL Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S22: CAR: 0 \ RUS: 0 \ RUT: 0 \ CAT: 0 \ REC: 0 \ RET: 0 \ KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S23: CAR: 23 \ RUS: 89 \ RUT: 2 \ CAT: 14 \ REC: 112 \ RET: 0 \ KR: 569 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
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[OPTION]S22: CAR: 0 \ RUS: 0 \ RUT: 0 \ CAT: 0 \ REC: 0 \ RET: 0 \ KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S23: DNQ
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[OPTION]NSFL Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S24: CAR: 192 \ RUS: 744 \ RUT: 6 \ CAT: 7 \ REC: 59 \ RET: 0 \ KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S25: CAR: 232 \ RUS: 860 \ RUT: 4 \ CAT: 19 \ REC: 140 \ RET: 2 \ KR: 977 \ PR: 44 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S26: CAR: 54 \ RUS: 213 \ RUT: 3 \ CAT: 72 \ REC: 818 \ RET: 8 \ KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S27: CAR: 179 \ RUS: 633 \ RUT: 4 \ CAT: 38 \ REC: 329 \ RET: 2 \ KR: 100 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
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[OPTION]NSFL Playoff Stats
[OPTION]S24: DNQ
[OPTION]S25: DNQ
[OPTION]S26: DNQ
[OPTION]S27: DNQ
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]Height: 6'1"
[OPTION]Weight: 180 lbs
[OPTION]Birthplace: Chicago, IL
[OPTION]Number: 13
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[OPTION]DSFL Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S13: Comp: 213 // Yards: 2306 // Comp%: 55 // TD: 10 // INT: 14 // Rating: 66.3
[OPTION]S14: Comp: 231 // Yards: 2100 // Comp%: 58.5 // TD: 11 // INT: 10 // Rating: 71.7
[OPTION]S15: Comp: 180 // Yards: 1595 // Comp%: 54.9 // TD: 7 // INT: 14 // Rating: 57.4
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[OPTION]DSFL Playoff Stats
[OPTION]S13: Comp: 45 // Yards: 485 // Comp%: 57.7% // TD: 3 // INT: 2
[OPTION]S14: DNQ
[OPTION]S15: Comp: 11 // Yards: 130 // Comp%: 55% // TD: 1 // INT: 1
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[OPTION]NSFL Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S16: Comp: 216 // Yards: 3106 // Comp%: 55.7% // TD: 18 // INT: 7 // Rating: 89.8
[OPTION]S17: Comp: 202 // Yards: 2267 // Comp%: 62.2% // TD: 18 // INT: 8 // Rating: 94
[OPTION]S18: Comp: 302 // Yards: 3652 // Comp%: 57% // TD: 18 // INT: 16 // Rating: 77
[OPTION]S19: Comp: 326 // Yards: 3716 // Comp%: 56.4% // TD: 11 // INT: 15 // Rating: 71.4
[OPTION]S20: Comp: 347 // Yards: 4275 // Comp%: 56.5% // TD: 28 // INT: 12 // Rating: 85.2
[OPTION]S21: Comp: 267 // Yards: 3242 // Comp%: 57.5% // TD: 24 // INT: 8 // Rating: 89.2
[OPTION]S22: Comp: 236 // Yards: 2864 // Comp%: 53% // TD: 8 // INT: 11 // Rating: 68.8
[OPTION]Career: Comp: 1896 // Yards: 23,122 // Comp%: 56.9% // TD: 125 // INT: 77
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[OPTION]NSFL Playoff Stats
[OPTION]S16: Comp: 21 // Yards: 231 // Comp%: 65.6% // TD: 3 // INT: 3 // Rating: 79
[OPTION]S17: Comp: 18 // Yards: 186 // Comp%: 48.6% // TD: 0 // INT: 1 // Rating: 52.3
[OPTION]S18: DNQ
[OPTION]S19: DNQ
[OPTION]S20: DNQ
[OPTION]S21: DNQ
[OPTION]S22: Comp: 16 // Yards: 184 // Comp%: 57.1% // TD: 1 // INT: 1 // Rating: 74.1
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
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[OPTION]Height: 5'9"
[OPTION]Weight: 185 lbs
[OPTION]Birthplace: Brookfield, IL
[OPTION]Number: 23
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[OPTION]DSFL Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S4: Tackles: 50 \ PDs: 15 \ INTs: 4 \ DTDs: 1 \ KR: 493 \ PR: 418 \ RetTD: 1
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[OPTION]DSFL Playoff Stats
[OPTION]S4: DNQ
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[OPTION]NSFL Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S5: Tackles: 60 \ Sacks: 2 \ PDs: 4 \ INTs: 1 \ DTDs: 0 \ KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S6: Tackles: 50 \ Sacks: 6 \ PDs: 5 \ INTs: 0 \ DTDs: 0 \ KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S7: Tackles: 92 \ Sacks: 0 \ PDs: 4 \ INTs: 2 \ DTDs: 0 \ Catches: 16 \ RecY: 171 \ RecTD: 3
[OPTION]S8: Catches: 71 \ RecY: 1239 \ RecTD: 6 \ YPC: 17.5 // KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S9: Catches: 70 \ RecY: 1168 \ RecTD: 3 \ YPC: 17.0 // KR: 711 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S10: Catches: 68 \ RecY: 1348 \ RecTD: 9 \ YPC: 19.8 // KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S11: Catches: 71 \ RecY: 1003 \ RecTD: 5 \ YPC: 14.1 // KR: 956 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S12: Catches: 47 \ RecY: 685 \ RecTD: 8 \ YPC: 14.6 // KR: 315 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S13: Catches: 53 \ RecY: 805 \ RecTD: 8 \ YPC: 15.2 // KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]Career (Defense): Tackles: 202 \ Sacks: 8 \ PDs: 13 \ INTs: 3 \ DTDs: 0
[OPTION]Career (Offense): Catches: 396 \ RecY: 6419 \ RecTD: 50
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[OPTION]NSFL Playoff Stats
[OPTION]S5: Tackles: 9 \ Sacks: 0 \ PDs: 0 \ INTs: 0 \ DTDs: 0 \ KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S6: Tackles: 8 \ Sacks: 1 \ PDs: 0 \ INTs: 0 \ DTDs: 0 \ KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S7: Tackles: 8 \ Sacks: 0 \ PDs: 0 \ INTs: 0 \ DTDs: 0 \ Catches: 2 \ RecY: 18 \ RecTD: 0
[OPTION]S8: Catches: 3 \ RecY: 40 \ RecTD: 0 \ YPC: 13.3 // KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S9: Catches: 3 \ RecY: 45 \ RecTD: 0 \ YPC: 15 // KR: 43 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S10: DNQ
[OPTION]S11: Catches: 4 \ RecY: 29 \ RecTD: 1 \ YPC: 7.2 // KR: 54 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S12: Catches: 11 \ RecY: 208 \ RecTD: 1 \ YPC: 18.9 // KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
[OPTION]S13: Catches: 6 \ RecY: 55 \ RecTD: 0 \ YPC: 9.2 // KR: 0 \ PR: 0 \ RetTD: 0
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]S5: Ultimus Trophy Winners
[OPTION]S6: Ultimus Trophy Winners
[OPTION]S12: Ultimus Trophy Winners
[OPTION]S13: Ultimus Trophy Winners
[OPTION]Height: 6'4"
[OPTION]Weight: 260 lbs
[OPTION]Birthplace: Chicago, IL
[OPTION]Number: 3
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S1: CAR: 207 \ RUS: 995 \ RUT: 4 \ CAT: 19 \ REC: 148 \ RET: 1
[OPTION]S2: CAR: 191 \ RUS: 640 \ RUT: 2 \ CAT: 23 \ REC: 142 \ RET: 3
[OPTION]S3: CAR: 123 \ RUS: 359 \ RUT: 5 \ CAT: 46 \ REC: 387 \ RET: 0
[OPTION]S4: CAR: 123 \ RUS: 357 \ RUT: 6 \ CAT: 69 \ REC: 533 \ RET: 2
[OPTION]Career: CAR: 664 \ RUS: 2351 \ RUT: 17 \ CAT: 157 \ REC: 1210 \ RET: 6
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
[OPTION]S1: CAR: 15 \ RUS: 59 \ RUT: 0 \ CAT: 2 \ REC: 11 \ RET: 0
[OPTION]S2: CAR: 13 \ RUS: 32 \ RUT: 0 \ CAT: 0 \ REC: 0 \ RET: 0
[OPTION]S3: CAR: 0 \ RUS: 0 \ RUT: 0 \ CAT: 6 \ REC: 19 \ RET: 0
[OPTION]S4: CAR: 6 \ RUS: 16 \ RUT: 0 \ CAT: 4 \ REC: 17 \ RET: 0
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]S4: Ultimus Trophy Winners
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[OPTION]Record:
[OPTION]NSFL S1: OC Otters: 9-5-0
[OPTION]NSFL S2: OC Otters: 8-6-0
[OPTION]EFL S1: Notre Dame University: 0-14-0
[OPTION]NSFL S3: Chicago Blues: 10-4-0
[OPTION]NSFL S4: Chicago Blues: 5-9-0
[OPTION]NSFL S5: Chicago Coyotes: 3-7-0
[OPTION]PBE S7: Milwaukee Swans: 50-50 (Lost World Series 2-3)
[OPTION]NSFL S17: Chicago Butchers: 8-5-0
[OPTION]NSFL S18: Chicago Butchers: 5-8-0
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]NSFL S1: Finished 2nd in league (2nd in conference)
[OPTION]NSFL S1: Solis Trophy Runners-Up
[OPTION]NSFL S1: GMs of the Year Runners-Up
[OPTION]NSFL S2: Founded DSFL Franchise, Chicago Blues
[OPTION]EFL S1: Joined Notre Dame University as Athletic Director
[OPTION]NSFL S2: Finished 3rd in league (2nd in conference)
[OPTION]NSFL S2: Solis Trophy Runners-Up
[OPTION]EFL S1: Resigned from Athletic Director position with Notre Dame
[OPTION]NSFL S3: Finished 1st in league (1st in conference)
[OPTION]NSFL S3: Noble Trophy Semifinals Runners-Up
[OPTION]NSFL S4: Finished 5th in league (3rd in conference)
[OPTION]NSFL S5: Joined DSFL Franchise, Kansas City Coyotes
[OPTION]NSFL S5: Moved DSFL Franchise, Kansas City Coyotes from Kansas City to Chicago, creating the Chicago Coyotes
[OPTION]NSFL S5: Retired from Leadership Positions in the NSFL
[OPTION]PBE S7: Co-Founded MiPBE Franchise Milwaukee Swans
[OPTION]PBE S7: Finished Runners-up in MiPBE World Series
[OPTION]PBE S8: Resigned from MiPBE team Milwaukee Swans before the start of the season
[OPTION]NSFL S17: Joined NSFL Franchise, Chicago Butchers
[OPTION]NSFL S19: Resigned from NSFL team Chicago Butchers before the start of the season
[OPTION]NSFL S21: Appointed Interim GM of Chicago Butchers
[OPTION]NSFL S21: Staged a violent military coup to gain control of Chicago Butchers
[OPTION]NSFL S21: Retired from all Leadership Positions
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