8)It’s always important to look forward to the future. Examine your team, and in 400 words or more, talk about how they can improve themselves to get a stab at trophy contention next year. Are you loaded with draft capital for the next draft? Do you have plenty of cap space to sign free agents? Go through the roster and note the different strengths and weaknesses, and how you think those will change over the next few seasons. How should your team adapt?
The Seawolves are currently the DSFL champions for season 23 (woohoo). Bringing home the Norfolk’s first Ultimini trophy since the league began, the Seawolves played a terrific season (10-4-0) before beating the Birddogs in the playoffs to overcome the Kansas City Coyotes in the S23 Ultimini.
The beginning of the season looked worrying. Scorp and Juniped, the previous GM’s, had stepped down from their position after taking a bot team and drafting yours truly and other budding players. The new GM, J0EB (aka Matt Cross Jr. aka Donkey Kong), took the young, blossoming team that was the Seawolves and brought them up with intense training, great coaches, and inspiration speeches and encouragement. J0EB has certainly proven himself this season, and there is no doubt that he will continue to an amazing job next year.
However, the Seawolves still face some difficult growing pains in season 24. Suleiman Ramza and Luke Skywalker, duo quarterbacks who played their heart out in season 23 (throwing 21 touchdowns in the regular season and getting a touchdown a piece during the Ultimini), will be leaving Norfolk soon, with Skywalker being called up to the Honolulu Hahalua’s in season 24 with Ramza following soon after. This leaves the Seawolves with no starting quarterback, and while the new incoming draft class has several QB’s in the listings, it may behoove the Seawolves to trade or use their cap space to sign a free agent.
The Seawolves are also slightly desperate for offensive linemen. While Thad Pennington helped fill in the ranks, the remaining OL on the team were Blocky bots (who still performed admirably in the season. Good job Blocky’s!). Additionally, there were many holes in the defense filled by Mario-themed bots that need to filled, specifically defensive tackle, defensive end, safety, and cornerback. While the Seawolves obviously succeeded in winning the trophy this season with many positions filled with bots, the Seawolves will need strong players in these positions to continue the Norfolk legacy (could we hope for a dynasty?)
Most of the other offensive and defensive positions are left in good hands. Although a rookie, Daria Guava-Fresca has proven to be a star kicker/punter, kicking 4 for 4 field goals in the conference championships and 3 for 3 perfect field goals in the Ultimini. Additionally, wide receiver, running back, and tight end positions are filled with maxed out players Dre Matthews, Quanter Skrills, and Reynaud Haugland.
The Seawolves had a glorious season and will no doubt continue to thrive in season 24. However, if they wish to make Norfolk a dynasty, they will need to continue building up their O-line and defense and replace their quaterbacks. This Seawolf has no doubt that the amazing J0EB will expertly do so and bring Norfolk home every future Ultimini trophy.
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13) Create an argument for your own player, or for someone else on your team, as to why they should be nominated for awards. Lay out their stats or compare them to other contenders. Make a convincing case.
This biased player votes for J0EB to win general manager of the year. His leadership brought the Norfolk Seawolves their first Ultimini trophy, and that alone should get him the award. However, if more evidence is required, more shall be laid out for you.
The prior GM’s, Scorp and Juni (hi guys!) brought in many young, blossoming players to the fold in the several previous seasons, molding a young team that would work well together both on and off the field. However, by the time Scorp and Juni retired, many of the star players (Jack Banks, Jimbo Jr, Panda, etc.) moved up to the then named NSFL league, leaving several empty positions. The Seawolves also desperately needed their kicker/punter position filled. J0EB efficiently brought in young, hungry players that slotted ideally into those position. Daria Guava-Fresca played perfectly throughout the season, making 100% of his field goals in both the conference championship game and the Ultimini, and Rickie Vaughne, Thad Pennington, Chad Simpson, Captain Rogers, Ragnar Krashwagen, and Sigismund Sternenstaub all have earned high 100 TPE. In fact, Quentin Button has already broken 240 TPE. These recruitment choices highlight J0EB’s ability to find and cultivate strong players for the team.
Finally, this player would be remiss if he didn’t mention J0EB”s ability off of the playing field. J0EB is in the locker room before and after every game, encouraging his players with jokes, praise, and kind words. When we were on our winning streak, J0EB cheered for us, calling players out by name, and when we won the Ultimini, J0EB was there to give everyone the high fives and love that they deserved.
For all of these reasons J0EB deserves GM of the year. I can’t think of any GM who deserves it more.
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22) Imagine that the league’s Pro Bowl included a skills competition similar to the NFL. What sorts of games could you see being implemented? Which players do you think would perform the best in ultimate frisbee, dodgeball, or other games? Which conference would come out on top?
“And we’re back for the DSFL Pro Bowl!”
“That’s right, Mitch, and what do you know, the Norfolk Seawolves are at the top of the rankings after the last game. Let’s watch a recap!”
“There’s Ramza and Skywalker throwing perfect spirals in the quarterback accuracy game. As a reminder, players throw the football through moving hoops in 2 minutes.”
“Don’t forget that it’s not just how many hoops you make, but what percent of the throws are accurate.”
“Exactly, Clyde! And look and Ramza and Skywalker throw, trading passes and being just as efficient as they were all season”
“It was neck-and-neck with the Luchadore’s Slothlisberger who threw almost perfect passes today, but he missed one hoop with just 5 seconds left on the timer, giving the Seawolves the win.”
“Not surprising that these two teams ended up on top, Clyde, considering that these three quarterbacks have the most experience in the DSFL”
“Not at all, Mitch. And up next we have the tight end ballet competition: who can do the most pirouettes before falling over?”
“It’s very exciting, Clyde. A lot of our players take ballet to improve their precision and flexibility. It’s also a great way to show off balance and break down the gender stereotypes that exist in our league.”
“Well first off we have Racoon from Kansas City giving it a go. Look at him whirl!”
“That’s 28 pirouettes right there, Clyde! What an impressive score!”
“But here comes Haugland for Norfolk. A third year player, we’re excited to see where he goes next. And look at him go! 25, 26, 27, 28! A tie for 28 pirouettes!”
“Well folks, we’re off to commercials now. Come back after the break to see who can complete our obstacle course the fastest, complete with a moat filled with piranhas!”
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The Seawolves are currently the DSFL champions for season 23 (woohoo). Bringing home the Norfolk’s first Ultimini trophy since the league began, the Seawolves played a terrific season (10-4-0) before beating the Birddogs in the playoffs to overcome the Kansas City Coyotes in the S23 Ultimini.
The beginning of the season looked worrying. Scorp and Juniped, the previous GM’s, had stepped down from their position after taking a bot team and drafting yours truly and other budding players. The new GM, J0EB (aka Matt Cross Jr. aka Donkey Kong), took the young, blossoming team that was the Seawolves and brought them up with intense training, great coaches, and inspiration speeches and encouragement. J0EB has certainly proven himself this season, and there is no doubt that he will continue to an amazing job next year.
However, the Seawolves still face some difficult growing pains in season 24. Suleiman Ramza and Luke Skywalker, duo quarterbacks who played their heart out in season 23 (throwing 21 touchdowns in the regular season and getting a touchdown a piece during the Ultimini), will be leaving Norfolk soon, with Skywalker being called up to the Honolulu Hahalua’s in season 24 with Ramza following soon after. This leaves the Seawolves with no starting quarterback, and while the new incoming draft class has several QB’s in the listings, it may behoove the Seawolves to trade or use their cap space to sign a free agent.
The Seawolves are also slightly desperate for offensive linemen. While Thad Pennington helped fill in the ranks, the remaining OL on the team were Blocky bots (who still performed admirably in the season. Good job Blocky’s!). Additionally, there were many holes in the defense filled by Mario-themed bots that need to filled, specifically defensive tackle, defensive end, safety, and cornerback. While the Seawolves obviously succeeded in winning the trophy this season with many positions filled with bots, the Seawolves will need strong players in these positions to continue the Norfolk legacy (could we hope for a dynasty?)
Most of the other offensive and defensive positions are left in good hands. Although a rookie, Daria Guava-Fresca has proven to be a star kicker/punter, kicking 4 for 4 field goals in the conference championships and 3 for 3 perfect field goals in the Ultimini. Additionally, wide receiver, running back, and tight end positions are filled with maxed out players Dre Matthews, Quanter Skrills, and Reynaud Haugland.
The Seawolves had a glorious season and will no doubt continue to thrive in season 24. However, if they wish to make Norfolk a dynasty, they will need to continue building up their O-line and defense and replace their quaterbacks. This Seawolf has no doubt that the amazing J0EB will expertly do so and bring Norfolk home every future Ultimini trophy.
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13) Create an argument for your own player, or for someone else on your team, as to why they should be nominated for awards. Lay out their stats or compare them to other contenders. Make a convincing case.
This biased player votes for J0EB to win general manager of the year. His leadership brought the Norfolk Seawolves their first Ultimini trophy, and that alone should get him the award. However, if more evidence is required, more shall be laid out for you.
The prior GM’s, Scorp and Juni (hi guys!) brought in many young, blossoming players to the fold in the several previous seasons, molding a young team that would work well together both on and off the field. However, by the time Scorp and Juni retired, many of the star players (Jack Banks, Jimbo Jr, Panda, etc.) moved up to the then named NSFL league, leaving several empty positions. The Seawolves also desperately needed their kicker/punter position filled. J0EB efficiently brought in young, hungry players that slotted ideally into those position. Daria Guava-Fresca played perfectly throughout the season, making 100% of his field goals in both the conference championship game and the Ultimini, and Rickie Vaughne, Thad Pennington, Chad Simpson, Captain Rogers, Ragnar Krashwagen, and Sigismund Sternenstaub all have earned high 100 TPE. In fact, Quentin Button has already broken 240 TPE. These recruitment choices highlight J0EB’s ability to find and cultivate strong players for the team.
Finally, this player would be remiss if he didn’t mention J0EB”s ability off of the playing field. J0EB is in the locker room before and after every game, encouraging his players with jokes, praise, and kind words. When we were on our winning streak, J0EB cheered for us, calling players out by name, and when we won the Ultimini, J0EB was there to give everyone the high fives and love that they deserved.
For all of these reasons J0EB deserves GM of the year. I can’t think of any GM who deserves it more.
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22) Imagine that the league’s Pro Bowl included a skills competition similar to the NFL. What sorts of games could you see being implemented? Which players do you think would perform the best in ultimate frisbee, dodgeball, or other games? Which conference would come out on top?
“And we’re back for the DSFL Pro Bowl!”
“That’s right, Mitch, and what do you know, the Norfolk Seawolves are at the top of the rankings after the last game. Let’s watch a recap!”
“There’s Ramza and Skywalker throwing perfect spirals in the quarterback accuracy game. As a reminder, players throw the football through moving hoops in 2 minutes.”
“Don’t forget that it’s not just how many hoops you make, but what percent of the throws are accurate.”
“Exactly, Clyde! And look and Ramza and Skywalker throw, trading passes and being just as efficient as they were all season”
“It was neck-and-neck with the Luchadore’s Slothlisberger who threw almost perfect passes today, but he missed one hoop with just 5 seconds left on the timer, giving the Seawolves the win.”
“Not surprising that these two teams ended up on top, Clyde, considering that these three quarterbacks have the most experience in the DSFL”
“Not at all, Mitch. And up next we have the tight end ballet competition: who can do the most pirouettes before falling over?”
“It’s very exciting, Clyde. A lot of our players take ballet to improve their precision and flexibility. It’s also a great way to show off balance and break down the gender stereotypes that exist in our league.”
“Well first off we have Racoon from Kansas City giving it a go. Look at him whirl!”
“That’s 28 pirouettes right there, Clyde! What an impressive score!”
“But here comes Haugland for Norfolk. A third year player, we’re excited to see where he goes next. And look at him go! 25, 26, 27, 28! A tie for 28 pirouettes!”
“Well folks, we’re off to commercials now. Come back after the break to see who can complete our obstacle course the fastest, complete with a moat filled with piranhas!”
(301 words)