13) Create an argument for your own player, or for someone else on your team, as to why they should be nominated for awards. Lay out their stats or compare them to other contenders. Make a convincing case.
All season long I knew this would be a point I would try to make in my Ultimus Week because I was doing really well but it would have been easier to argue a couple of weeks ago when I was actually leading a couple of categories but life sucks I guess. I'll try to argue a lost cause.
I should totally win wide receiver of the year because I managed to get really good numbers on a team obsessed with running the ball. The two league leaders are on Tijuana and they seem like a team that focuses a lot more on throwing than most other teams in the league, since they are leading the DSFL in passing yards despite being one of the worst teams offensively in the entire league. We all know that the DSFL is a run-heavy league and my team was no different.
I feel like I gave my rookie QB a chance to shine the 4.1 times he did pass the ball and although it rarely led to a TD, I at least gave the team some much needed yardage more often than not, as is proven by my total yards this season.
I don't think it counts either but I was also quite wonderful on special teams. My kick and punt returns were simply amazing, including a return of no less than 94 yards. I have the best stats in returning in the league and I wish this was included in the argument because I actually believe it's the only way I'd ever win this award.
18) Create a billboard, magazine cover, or video game cover depicting a superstar of the league. Graphics only.
25) Select any player who was drafted in the back half of a DSFL or ISFL draft. Show how that player has outperformed their draft position, or how they will soon do so. You cannot write about your own player.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Colt Mendoza The Wise?
"No."
I thought not. It’s not a story the commissioners would tell you. It’s an ISFL legend. Colt Mendoza was a sleeper pick of the DSFL (he went 147th to the Dallas Birddogs) so powerful and so wise he could use his charm and his top earner cred to influence the general managers to draft him first overall in the ISFL… He had such a knowledge of the sim engine that he could even help the ones he cared about develop their useless players into actually decent athletes.
"He could even make Luca Scabbia okay-ish?"
The ability to test with the Draft Day Sports: Pro Football sim is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was getting only one interception, 89 tackles and 12 passes defended all season long, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentices everything he knew, then they were better than him in the sim. Ironic. He could save others from sucking in the sim, but not himself.
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
Not unless your teacher is Colt Mendoza.
SHL PT
All season long I knew this would be a point I would try to make in my Ultimus Week because I was doing really well but it would have been easier to argue a couple of weeks ago when I was actually leading a couple of categories but life sucks I guess. I'll try to argue a lost cause.
I should totally win wide receiver of the year because I managed to get really good numbers on a team obsessed with running the ball. The two league leaders are on Tijuana and they seem like a team that focuses a lot more on throwing than most other teams in the league, since they are leading the DSFL in passing yards despite being one of the worst teams offensively in the entire league. We all know that the DSFL is a run-heavy league and my team was no different.
I feel like I gave my rookie QB a chance to shine the 4.1 times he did pass the ball and although it rarely led to a TD, I at least gave the team some much needed yardage more often than not, as is proven by my total yards this season.
I don't think it counts either but I was also quite wonderful on special teams. My kick and punt returns were simply amazing, including a return of no less than 94 yards. I have the best stats in returning in the league and I wish this was included in the argument because I actually believe it's the only way I'd ever win this award.
18) Create a billboard, magazine cover, or video game cover depicting a superstar of the league. Graphics only.
25) Select any player who was drafted in the back half of a DSFL or ISFL draft. Show how that player has outperformed their draft position, or how they will soon do so. You cannot write about your own player.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Colt Mendoza The Wise?
"No."
I thought not. It’s not a story the commissioners would tell you. It’s an ISFL legend. Colt Mendoza was a sleeper pick of the DSFL (he went 147th to the Dallas Birddogs) so powerful and so wise he could use his charm and his top earner cred to influence the general managers to draft him first overall in the ISFL… He had such a knowledge of the sim engine that he could even help the ones he cared about develop their useless players into actually decent athletes.
"He could even make Luca Scabbia okay-ish?"
The ability to test with the Draft Day Sports: Pro Football sim is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was getting only one interception, 89 tackles and 12 passes defended all season long, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentices everything he knew, then they were better than him in the sim. Ironic. He could save others from sucking in the sim, but not himself.
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
Not unless your teacher is Colt Mendoza.
SHL PT
(07-05-2021, 03:34 PM)r0tzbua Wrote: My favourite person from Quebec (next to Celine Dion) @enigmatic