9) Pick any position, and determine who in your view is the greatest player to ever suit up at that position. Why do you view them as the GOAT? What achievements, records, accolades, or statistics do they hold? How do they stack up against the other legends in their position, and why does your chosen candidate come out on top?
There are many players that could viably be named the greatest ISFL runningback of all time. You have Owen Taylor, a legendary runningback that set the standard for many runningbacks today. You have Reg Mackworthy who was a long time bellcow for the Arizona Outlaws, and you have Darren Smallwood who had some of the greatest runningback seasons ever. Bit in my opinion, Marquise Brown is the greatest runningback of all time. I believe he is the greatest runningback of all time for multiple reasons. Let us start with the accolades. He was a 4 time RBotY from S12 to S15, he won OPOTY, and MVP. These are some incredible accolades that some runningbacks have never won. He has set many records such as most rushing yards ever for a player in the ISFL, most scrimmage yards ever for any player, and most rushing yards in a single season as well as the most rushing attempts. These are some incredible records that might not ever be touched again. He was drafted by the Philadelphia Liberty in S9 because they had the third pick, they were put into this position because they were really bad the season prior but they were also bad after they drafted Marquise Brown. They went winless. However, Marquise Brown was able to shine because he shattered the single season rushing record in his rookie year. He put up 1910 yards which is a number that will never be touched in this league probably ever because they had Logan Noble at quarter back which meant they needed to give Marquise Brown the ball all the time essentially because they could not get anything done on offense because their offense was so horrendous without Marquise Brown. Anyways, Marquise Brown spent 4 years with the team and did numbers. He got an MVP award in S13 because he was one of three of the best players in the league but he was the best offensive player of the league because he won the offensive player of the year because again he was so good. Anyways he left the Liberty to go to the Hawks with a stacked S14 and S15 team. They appeared in the NSFC conference championship in S14 and won the Ultimus in S15 because they were such a good team and Marquise Brown was doing an incredible job running the ball and playing offense. So yeah Marquise Brown is the greatest runningback of all time.
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13) Create an argument for your own player, or for someone else on your team, as to why they should be nominated for awards. Lay out their stats or compare them to other contenders. Make a convincing case.
Alright so Korbin Brown did not have the best season on the Portland Pythons as WR3 but this is for multiple reasons. He was playing behind some great wide receivers and never was able to play in a good position and get those yards like the other guys did. But one thing he did have? He has heart. He was an incredible player both on the field and off the field because he was so awesome and had the greatest attitude. Even though he never talked in the locker room and was kind of lazy in developing his player he was so awesome and had so much culture because he was really cool. Anyways he put his hardworking player on the field and did some really cool stuff on the field. He had like 250 yards and like 1 touchdown because he is super cool. He caught these touchdowns from Sam Howitzer because he's a good QB and Korbin Brown is a good WR and I'll tell you why. Howitzer and Korbin Brown have so much chemistry together. They were brothers off the field and on the field and were the brothers for life. They even kissed one time because he was really bored and Korbin Brown is so hot.
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19) Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, highlights, or anti-Semitic Instagram posts. I’m joking about that last one, please don’t bring up bigotry.
Alright so Korbin Brown should definitely go number one because many reasons. The first reason was because he is super cool! He does a lot of cool stuff in the league. He is the son of Marquise Brown and he is the greatest running back in history because, well, look at the last PT! I literally told you fucking asshole? So second off he has the heart. I also told you about this fucker read my last PT. He has the heart the brains and a really big penis. He has been developing really well because take a look at the TPE. He might have fell off a couple of times with TPE but he still is earning fast hard and sexy because damn this dude can really fuck. This dude fucks. He has a lot of inches on his penis of his which should make him number one on the draft. If I even see any of the mock drafts on these stupid PTs with Korbin Brown not on number one? I won't do anything actually. I will laugh! How could you ever not have Korbin Brown the absolute big dick god as number one!? You will lose TPE! I hate you all. Korbin Brown will go number one. Goodbye!
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There are many players that could viably be named the greatest ISFL runningback of all time. You have Owen Taylor, a legendary runningback that set the standard for many runningbacks today. You have Reg Mackworthy who was a long time bellcow for the Arizona Outlaws, and you have Darren Smallwood who had some of the greatest runningback seasons ever. Bit in my opinion, Marquise Brown is the greatest runningback of all time. I believe he is the greatest runningback of all time for multiple reasons. Let us start with the accolades. He was a 4 time RBotY from S12 to S15, he won OPOTY, and MVP. These are some incredible accolades that some runningbacks have never won. He has set many records such as most rushing yards ever for a player in the ISFL, most scrimmage yards ever for any player, and most rushing yards in a single season as well as the most rushing attempts. These are some incredible records that might not ever be touched again. He was drafted by the Philadelphia Liberty in S9 because they had the third pick, they were put into this position because they were really bad the season prior but they were also bad after they drafted Marquise Brown. They went winless. However, Marquise Brown was able to shine because he shattered the single season rushing record in his rookie year. He put up 1910 yards which is a number that will never be touched in this league probably ever because they had Logan Noble at quarter back which meant they needed to give Marquise Brown the ball all the time essentially because they could not get anything done on offense because their offense was so horrendous without Marquise Brown. Anyways, Marquise Brown spent 4 years with the team and did numbers. He got an MVP award in S13 because he was one of three of the best players in the league but he was the best offensive player of the league because he won the offensive player of the year because again he was so good. Anyways he left the Liberty to go to the Hawks with a stacked S14 and S15 team. They appeared in the NSFC conference championship in S14 and won the Ultimus in S15 because they were such a good team and Marquise Brown was doing an incredible job running the ball and playing offense. So yeah Marquise Brown is the greatest runningback of all time.
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13) Create an argument for your own player, or for someone else on your team, as to why they should be nominated for awards. Lay out their stats or compare them to other contenders. Make a convincing case.
Alright so Korbin Brown did not have the best season on the Portland Pythons as WR3 but this is for multiple reasons. He was playing behind some great wide receivers and never was able to play in a good position and get those yards like the other guys did. But one thing he did have? He has heart. He was an incredible player both on the field and off the field because he was so awesome and had the greatest attitude. Even though he never talked in the locker room and was kind of lazy in developing his player he was so awesome and had so much culture because he was really cool. Anyways he put his hardworking player on the field and did some really cool stuff on the field. He had like 250 yards and like 1 touchdown because he is super cool. He caught these touchdowns from Sam Howitzer because he's a good QB and Korbin Brown is a good WR and I'll tell you why. Howitzer and Korbin Brown have so much chemistry together. They were brothers off the field and on the field and were the brothers for life. They even kissed one time because he was really bored and Korbin Brown is so hot.
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19) Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, highlights, or anti-Semitic Instagram posts. I’m joking about that last one, please don’t bring up bigotry.
Alright so Korbin Brown should definitely go number one because many reasons. The first reason was because he is super cool! He does a lot of cool stuff in the league. He is the son of Marquise Brown and he is the greatest running back in history because, well, look at the last PT! I literally told you fucking asshole? So second off he has the heart. I also told you about this fucker read my last PT. He has the heart the brains and a really big penis. He has been developing really well because take a look at the TPE. He might have fell off a couple of times with TPE but he still is earning fast hard and sexy because damn this dude can really fuck. This dude fucks. He has a lot of inches on his penis of his which should make him number one on the draft. If I even see any of the mock drafts on these stupid PTs with Korbin Brown not on number one? I won't do anything actually. I will laugh! How could you ever not have Korbin Brown the absolute big dick god as number one!? You will lose TPE! I hate you all. Korbin Brown will go number one. Goodbye!
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[OPTION]Height: 5'10
[OPTION]Weight: 230
[OPTION]Birthplace: Pahokee, FL
[OPTION]Number: 28
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
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[OPTION]DSFL
[OPTION]SA S8: 1222 Yards | 264 Att | 15 TDs || 81 Yards | 14 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]SA S9: 1665 Yards | 331 Att | 13 TDs || 92 Yards | 13 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]NSFL
[OPTION]PHI S10: 1902 Yards | 452 Att | 7 TDs || 33 Yards | 6 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S11: 1571 Yards | 365 Att | 15 TDs || 290 Yards | 52 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S12: 1555 Yards | 375 Att | 15 TDs || 237 Yards | 30 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S13: 1510 Yards | 318 Att | 14 TDs || 366 Yards | 39 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S14: 1578 Yards | 368 Att | 16 TDs || 479 Yards | 62 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S15: 1577 Yards | 350 Att | 14 TDs || 450 Yards | 59 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S16: 1172 Yards | 260 Att | 13 TDs || 237 Yards | 31 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S17: 897 Yards | 215 Att | 5 TDs || 212 Yards | 35 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]CHI S18: 825 Yards | 196 Att | 4 TDs || 752 Yards | 61 Rec | 1 TDs
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
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[OPTION]DSFL
[OPTION]SA S8: 145 Yards | 25 Att | 0 TDs || 4 Yards | 2 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]SA S9: 71 Yards | 18 Att | 1 TDs || 15 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]NSFL
[OPTION]PHI S12: 136 Yards | 30 Att | 0 TDs || 27 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S13: 93 Yards | 17 Att | 1 TDs || 4 Yards | 1 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S14: 127 Yards | 25 Att | 2 TDs || 21 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S15: 212 Yards | 47 Att | 2 TDS || 64 Yards | 5 Catches | 1 TDs
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements
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[OPTION]Records:
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Yards In A Single Season (1902) (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Attempts In A Single Season (452) (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Yards Of All Time (12587)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Yards From Scrimmage Of All Time (15643)
[OPTION]Awards:
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S8)
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S9)
[OPTION]NSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S12)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S14)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S15)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Valuable Player (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S11)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S12)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S14)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S15)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S16)
[OPTION]NSFL Hall of Fame Inductee (S22)
[OPTION]Other:
[OPTION]Drafted 9th Overall In The S8 DSFL Draft To The San Antonio Marshals
[OPTION]Drafted 3rd Overall In The S9 NSFL Draft To The Philadelphia
Liberty