Tier 1, Question 1
Infamous is a very strong word, and I believe it is certainly impossible to decide the most infamous non-playoff moment in league history so I'll tell you my most infamous moment in league history. Chances are, you already know this moment, but in the scenario you don't, I thought not, it's not a story the Rookie Mentors would tell you. It's a player legend, Ryan Leaf Jr was a meme lord of the Users, so powerful and intellectual he could use memes to influence the simulation to create stats many thought were impossible. You're probably thinking now, how could he possibly achieve this? Well, the meme side of the simulation is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. The most notable and infamous of his unnatural acts came almost a 10 years ago during this same month, April 27, 2029. The game happened to be one of the final prospect bowl games of S15, it was the clear favorites in the Midwest Wolfpack who had arrived to the game with a 3-1 record thoughout the Prospect Bowl. Versus Ryan Leaf Jrs team, otherwise known as the Pacific Owls. Using hindsight though, it's clear the Pacific Owls were the superior put together team, featuring future All-Stars and Ultimus winners of the likes of Orange Country Kicker Alex D, Philadelphia safety Richard D'Attoria, Sabertooth tight end, Cameron Olson, and even Colorado safety Mo Berry. Though the Wolfpack did have some players that still strike fear into the hearts of defensive and offensive players alike at just the mere mention of their names, names including Liberty's own all star Wide Receiver Varga Nacho and ummm.. uhhh.... Nero Alexander? ...Jay Longshaw was pretty active at Quarterback for a bit, sharing playing time with... John Tebow... ok I swear I remember more popular players on the Wolfpack... wait wait.. they had an actual robot as their kicker??? How is this even possible, weren't there like hundreds of dudes in this draft... Moving past the absolute dud of the Wolfpack roster, Midwest were still the prime favorites to win the matchup. And things certainly seemed to look that way after the Midwest Running Back duo and old FSU teammates James St lll and some other random idiot, carried the Wolfpack offense down the field, picking up 9 yard gains after another, until eventually the drive came to a close at the Owls 44 yard line after repeated incomplete and inefficient passes from none other than John Tebow. What followed was a bizarre series of events, the Wolfpack's robotic punter managed to punt the ball insanely high into the sky, almost certainly not it's intended arc, and somehow, the ball landed right into the unknowing hands of Wolfpack Wide Receiver AND gunner Nacho Varga who just happened to be stood confused at the Pacific Owls 1 yard line. Unintentionally giving the Robot the Holy Grail of punts. And if you think that's crazy we're just getting started. Following this near freak accident, the Pacific Owls procideded to immediately then go three and out after Owls running back 'Bortboy' was unable to pick up the required yards after two repeated attempts. After the drive concluded Ryan Leaf Jr, the Pacific Owls Quarterback, was seen acting very disgusted, both at the spineless-ness of the his coaches who refused to call a passing play following his first incompletion and torwards his running back for being unable to pick up the required yards. And after the Alex D 51 yard punt, it was all too easy for the combined efforts of Wolfpack Quarterbacks Jay Longshaw and John Tebow. Concluding the 60 yard drive with a 3 yard dink and dunk pass from John Tebow to some idiot Wolfpack running back. This drive drove the already bitter Ryan Leaf Jr into almost visceral anger, fortunately for his coaches and teammates, Leaf was a reasonable man, he would play out the rest of the game with one condition, he would be calling the plays. His coaches, with the fear of losing their Quarterback and likely any future in the NSFL begrudgingly accepted his deal. In the following Wolfpack kickoff. The Midwest robotic kicker, almost as to try and suggest it wasn't actually a legitimate robot and had a sense of humor kicked the following kickoff 69 yards exactly, before of course the kick was returned an extra 12 yards, which meant the Owls would begin their drive at the 13 yard line. As Ryan Leaf Jr approached the huddle he had only one thing on his mind: QB Run. This was history in the making and while no one knew before, everyone would certainly know after. Walking behind the center Leaf knew his plan but he himself probably wouldn't have expected what came next. After the Hike of the ball, Leaf immediately ran towards left side of the field, narrowly avoiding Defensive End Nero Alexander, before embarrassing all remaining Wolfpack Linebackers and Safeties, all while cruising to his now-infamous 87 yard running Touchdown, proving he was "something of a running back himself" and leading his team to a 26-7 Victory.
Infamous is a very strong word, and I believe it is certainly impossible to decide the most infamous non-playoff moment in league history so I'll tell you my most infamous moment in league history. Chances are, you already know this moment, but in the scenario you don't, I thought not, it's not a story the Rookie Mentors would tell you. It's a player legend, Ryan Leaf Jr was a meme lord of the Users, so powerful and intellectual he could use memes to influence the simulation to create stats many thought were impossible. You're probably thinking now, how could he possibly achieve this? Well, the meme side of the simulation is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. The most notable and infamous of his unnatural acts came almost a 10 years ago during this same month, April 27, 2029. The game happened to be one of the final prospect bowl games of S15, it was the clear favorites in the Midwest Wolfpack who had arrived to the game with a 3-1 record thoughout the Prospect Bowl. Versus Ryan Leaf Jrs team, otherwise known as the Pacific Owls. Using hindsight though, it's clear the Pacific Owls were the superior put together team, featuring future All-Stars and Ultimus winners of the likes of Orange Country Kicker Alex D, Philadelphia safety Richard D'Attoria, Sabertooth tight end, Cameron Olson, and even Colorado safety Mo Berry. Though the Wolfpack did have some players that still strike fear into the hearts of defensive and offensive players alike at just the mere mention of their names, names including Liberty's own all star Wide Receiver Varga Nacho and ummm.. uhhh.... Nero Alexander? ...Jay Longshaw was pretty active at Quarterback for a bit, sharing playing time with... John Tebow... ok I swear I remember more popular players on the Wolfpack... wait wait.. they had an actual robot as their kicker??? How is this even possible, weren't there like hundreds of dudes in this draft... Moving past the absolute dud of the Wolfpack roster, Midwest were still the prime favorites to win the matchup. And things certainly seemed to look that way after the Midwest Running Back duo and old FSU teammates James St lll and some other random idiot, carried the Wolfpack offense down the field, picking up 9 yard gains after another, until eventually the drive came to a close at the Owls 44 yard line after repeated incomplete and inefficient passes from none other than John Tebow. What followed was a bizarre series of events, the Wolfpack's robotic punter managed to punt the ball insanely high into the sky, almost certainly not it's intended arc, and somehow, the ball landed right into the unknowing hands of Wolfpack Wide Receiver AND gunner Nacho Varga who just happened to be stood confused at the Pacific Owls 1 yard line. Unintentionally giving the Robot the Holy Grail of punts. And if you think that's crazy we're just getting started. Following this near freak accident, the Pacific Owls procideded to immediately then go three and out after Owls running back 'Bortboy' was unable to pick up the required yards after two repeated attempts. After the drive concluded Ryan Leaf Jr, the Pacific Owls Quarterback, was seen acting very disgusted, both at the spineless-ness of the his coaches who refused to call a passing play following his first incompletion and torwards his running back for being unable to pick up the required yards. And after the Alex D 51 yard punt, it was all too easy for the combined efforts of Wolfpack Quarterbacks Jay Longshaw and John Tebow. Concluding the 60 yard drive with a 3 yard dink and dunk pass from John Tebow to some idiot Wolfpack running back. This drive drove the already bitter Ryan Leaf Jr into almost visceral anger, fortunately for his coaches and teammates, Leaf was a reasonable man, he would play out the rest of the game with one condition, he would be calling the plays. His coaches, with the fear of losing their Quarterback and likely any future in the NSFL begrudgingly accepted his deal. In the following Wolfpack kickoff. The Midwest robotic kicker, almost as to try and suggest it wasn't actually a legitimate robot and had a sense of humor kicked the following kickoff 69 yards exactly, before of course the kick was returned an extra 12 yards, which meant the Owls would begin their drive at the 13 yard line. As Ryan Leaf Jr approached the huddle he had only one thing on his mind: QB Run. This was history in the making and while no one knew before, everyone would certainly know after. Walking behind the center Leaf knew his plan but he himself probably wouldn't have expected what came next. After the Hike of the ball, Leaf immediately ran towards left side of the field, narrowly avoiding Defensive End Nero Alexander, before embarrassing all remaining Wolfpack Linebackers and Safeties, all while cruising to his now-infamous 87 yard running Touchdown, proving he was "something of a running back himself" and leading his team to a 26-7 Victory.
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