BIG BOT ARCHIVE: YETI TRAINING SESSION ONE
>> target acquired: torque_lewith, quarterback
BIG BOT: PREPARING FOR QUARTERBACK TERMINATION.
>> tackling routine initiated
TL: Please stop, please stop!
BIG BOT: QUARTERBACK'S MUST BE TERMINATED.
TL: I'LL SWITCH I'LL SWITCH!
BIG BOT: TO WHAT.
TL: SAFETY.
BIG BOT: SAFETY.... DEFENSE.... GRANTED.
>> tackling routine cancelled
Coach: We really need to find a way to keep him from killing our quarterbacks. Like. If these keeps up we're going to have no quarterbacks left.
Jon Ross: I have some spare programming knowledge. I can maybe fix that.
>> humor protocol engaged
BIG BOT: HAHA. IT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME YOU THREW A BLOCK FOR A QUARTERBACK. HAHA.
>> entering sleep mode
>> waking up
Coach: Thanks Ross. Get back in there Big Bot.
BIG BOT: I WILL NOW KILL THE QUARTERBACK
>> initiating tackling protocol
BIG BOT: PREPARE TO BE TACKLED.
>> tackle finished
BIG BOT: QUARTERBACK IS STILL ALIVE. WHY IS QUARTERBACK STILL ALICE.
Coach: Seriously. Thanks Ross.
Ross: No problem. Can I be moved up in the lineup?
Coach: You would have to catch a pass first.
>> humor protocol engaged
BIG BOT: HAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD. HAHA.
Coach: Thanks BIG BOT. Just please stop trying to kill your teammates.
>> recording ended
>> target acquired: torque_lewith, quarterback
BIG BOT: PREPARING FOR QUARTERBACK TERMINATION.
>> tackling routine initiated
TL: Please stop, please stop!
BIG BOT: QUARTERBACK'S MUST BE TERMINATED.
TL: I'LL SWITCH I'LL SWITCH!
BIG BOT: TO WHAT.
TL: SAFETY.
BIG BOT: SAFETY.... DEFENSE.... GRANTED.
>> tackling routine cancelled
Coach: We really need to find a way to keep him from killing our quarterbacks. Like. If these keeps up we're going to have no quarterbacks left.
Jon Ross: I have some spare programming knowledge. I can maybe fix that.
>> humor protocol engaged
BIG BOT: HAHA. IT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME YOU THREW A BLOCK FOR A QUARTERBACK. HAHA.
>> entering sleep mode
>> waking up
Coach: Thanks Ross. Get back in there Big Bot.
BIG BOT: I WILL NOW KILL THE QUARTERBACK
>> initiating tackling protocol
BIG BOT: PREPARE TO BE TACKLED.
>> tackle finished
BIG BOT: QUARTERBACK IS STILL ALIVE. WHY IS QUARTERBACK STILL ALICE.
Coach: Seriously. Thanks Ross.
Ross: No problem. Can I be moved up in the lineup?
Coach: You would have to catch a pass first.
>> humor protocol engaged
BIG BOT: HAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD. HAHA.
Coach: Thanks BIG BOT. Just please stop trying to kill your teammates.
>> recording ended