2 TIER 2 TASK 400 WORDS EACH
11. This season a scandal appeared in the form of a tweet from the Dallas Birddogs. A little background on this event, during the DSFL draft, the Dallas Birddogs selected a Safety from Auburn named Bob Roberts. Roberts stirred a lot of controversy early in his career with him starting beefs and creating drama on twitter, including one moment where he took a large amount of shots in a unprompted bet. This drunken rant somehow inspired him to apply for the role of Birddog twitter handler. Roberts continued his antics on twitter, slowly pushing the controversy by opening making fun of other teams, and creating memes and at the same time gaining a lot of praise from members in the ISFL community, with the Birddog twitter gaining in popularity and likes and retweets. Roberts, like Icarus began to fly two close to the sun, he first posted a meme with fowl languages, with the classic meme from the Adult Swim Show, Loiter Squad where Earl Sweatshirt played a scared strait parody officer, who yelled "it smells like b word (i dont wanna get in trouble for cursing) in here" with the Norfolk Seawolves and Kansas City Coyotes being the b words in question. Due to the fact that he received zero punishment for this action and the fact that the London Royals twitter account posted a picture of a dog engaging in sexual acts with the Birddog Logo, Roberts believed that he was safe to post whatever he wanted. Kansas City Created a New Logo, and Roberts saw the opportunity to add a little "flair" to it and turned it into a phallic object of male genitalia. Despite the fact that it clearly was a elementary school level of detail, it was treated like he had posted a actual image of his own genitalia. Roberts was ordered to remove the image, and was yelled at by several different ISFL members who all wanted to give their own opinion on the matter, while at the same time randomly blaming the Former Dallas GM Kyle, who ironically had nothing to do with the whole affair since he was not a GM during Roberts whole time there, and the GM who hired Roberts, Steg, had recently stepped down. The controversy did not lead to any fines due to the fact that there where no rules against this sort of things, but the lasting effects where giant (403 words)
13) Coming into the league was a lot more fun then i initially thought it would be, with me getting sucked into the league a lot faster than i originally thought, during the draft process i met a lot of cool people such as Plat and Jimi DeSoto, who i enjoyed hanging out with before the draft. However it was only after I was drafted by the Dallas Birddogs in the 7th round of the DSFL draft where i found my the teammates and new friends which i have gotten to know very well. I would love to take this oppertunity to discuss a lot of the people i have come to enjoy and spend a stupid amount of time sending silly messages on discord. Firstly I would love to give a shout out to Kya, Steg and Lim, who have shown nothing but kindness and have rooted for me. I would also like to give a shout out to former GM's Gucci and Kyle, who have been super fun and are always down to laugh and joke with the rest of us. Now its time too look at my teammates. To r0tz, a man who surprised me with how talented he is, while at the same time being a likable and down to earth man, and who does not hesitate to drop cute photos of his dog Finn. To Rev, a really funny guy who may or may not burn down his neighbors RV. The each of the members of the Horsemen, who i beefed with during the draft process, but i have grown to enjoy the scotsmen and i hope that they have grown to enjoy me aswell. A few other birddogs i would like to shout out is BK football, whose always a cool guy, who plays jeopardy with me alot, PigSnout our fearless QB, AirCrou whose mostly just guys cards and writes about them these days, Boom (bryan blackwell) who is killing the interception game, and all the former players who have continued to have a presence in the Dallas Lockeroom, and despite being on new teams continue to root for and have fun with us boys in dallas. Basically i love everyone who plays for Dallas, exept for Kicky Man, who is by far the worst stain on the history of Dallas Sports, Kicky man should be launched out of a window and banned from not only the great state of texas but the entire ISFL (411 words)
11. This season a scandal appeared in the form of a tweet from the Dallas Birddogs. A little background on this event, during the DSFL draft, the Dallas Birddogs selected a Safety from Auburn named Bob Roberts. Roberts stirred a lot of controversy early in his career with him starting beefs and creating drama on twitter, including one moment where he took a large amount of shots in a unprompted bet. This drunken rant somehow inspired him to apply for the role of Birddog twitter handler. Roberts continued his antics on twitter, slowly pushing the controversy by opening making fun of other teams, and creating memes and at the same time gaining a lot of praise from members in the ISFL community, with the Birddog twitter gaining in popularity and likes and retweets. Roberts, like Icarus began to fly two close to the sun, he first posted a meme with fowl languages, with the classic meme from the Adult Swim Show, Loiter Squad where Earl Sweatshirt played a scared strait parody officer, who yelled "it smells like b word (i dont wanna get in trouble for cursing) in here" with the Norfolk Seawolves and Kansas City Coyotes being the b words in question. Due to the fact that he received zero punishment for this action and the fact that the London Royals twitter account posted a picture of a dog engaging in sexual acts with the Birddog Logo, Roberts believed that he was safe to post whatever he wanted. Kansas City Created a New Logo, and Roberts saw the opportunity to add a little "flair" to it and turned it into a phallic object of male genitalia. Despite the fact that it clearly was a elementary school level of detail, it was treated like he had posted a actual image of his own genitalia. Roberts was ordered to remove the image, and was yelled at by several different ISFL members who all wanted to give their own opinion on the matter, while at the same time randomly blaming the Former Dallas GM Kyle, who ironically had nothing to do with the whole affair since he was not a GM during Roberts whole time there, and the GM who hired Roberts, Steg, had recently stepped down. The controversy did not lead to any fines due to the fact that there where no rules against this sort of things, but the lasting effects where giant (403 words)
13) Coming into the league was a lot more fun then i initially thought it would be, with me getting sucked into the league a lot faster than i originally thought, during the draft process i met a lot of cool people such as Plat and Jimi DeSoto, who i enjoyed hanging out with before the draft. However it was only after I was drafted by the Dallas Birddogs in the 7th round of the DSFL draft where i found my the teammates and new friends which i have gotten to know very well. I would love to take this oppertunity to discuss a lot of the people i have come to enjoy and spend a stupid amount of time sending silly messages on discord. Firstly I would love to give a shout out to Kya, Steg and Lim, who have shown nothing but kindness and have rooted for me. I would also like to give a shout out to former GM's Gucci and Kyle, who have been super fun and are always down to laugh and joke with the rest of us. Now its time too look at my teammates. To r0tz, a man who surprised me with how talented he is, while at the same time being a likable and down to earth man, and who does not hesitate to drop cute photos of his dog Finn. To Rev, a really funny guy who may or may not burn down his neighbors RV. The each of the members of the Horsemen, who i beefed with during the draft process, but i have grown to enjoy the scotsmen and i hope that they have grown to enjoy me aswell. A few other birddogs i would like to shout out is BK football, whose always a cool guy, who plays jeopardy with me alot, PigSnout our fearless QB, AirCrou whose mostly just guys cards and writes about them these days, Boom (bryan blackwell) who is killing the interception game, and all the former players who have continued to have a presence in the Dallas Lockeroom, and despite being on new teams continue to root for and have fun with us boys in dallas. Basically i love everyone who plays for Dallas, exept for Kicky Man, who is by far the worst stain on the history of Dallas Sports, Kicky man should be launched out of a window and banned from not only the great state of texas but the entire ISFL (411 words)