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20) Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, highlights, or attempted armed robbery. Whatever rookies get up to these days.
Here on this edition of the Despacito Report's Draft Review we will be looking at supposedly promising Myrtle Beach Buccaneers quarterback Owen Holloway. A player who has caught the eyes of many ISFL franchises heading into this offseason, there is much to discuss about the player shrouded in mystery. One big talking point about Holloway was his reported desire to immediately start for whichever ISFL team he was drafted by, something that was met with a lot of shock considering it was a request made before he even set foot into the DSFL. And to be entirely honest the shock was merited, because how can you make a demand like that when you can't even get a starting spot in the DSFL lol. He played as Myrtle Beach's reserve QB this season, behind a fellow rookie even LOL! Quite ridiculous if you ask me. Holloway managed to complete only an average of just over 4 completed passes per game, making 68 completions out of 141 attempts. That ratio gave Holloway the second-lowest completion rate of all QBs in the DSFL who appeared in 14 games. In terms of overall QB rating, Holloway was also second-last in the league, with a given rating of 56.6, almost a whole 13 below the third lowest in among minors QBs (69.5). A very rough showing for Holloway considering how much he has enjoyed selling himself to teams; it will be very interesting to see how this affects his draft stock this offseason.
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6) The playoffs have finally arrived. Choose one playoff team that is not your own from either league and recount how they got here in 400 words or more. What challenges and hurdles did they face in the regular season? Did they cruise into home field advantage, have to fight off contenders for the wild card, or sneak in on obtuse indexing rules? Are they led by MVP players on offense, or is a stifling defense the engine to their success? Don’t be afraid to go deep.
In today's Ultimus Preview on the Despacito Report playoff column, we are going to be having a look at the season that one of this season's finalists had. While there was a race right to the final day for first place in the ASFC, it was a totally different story on the other side in the NSFC. 4/6 teams in the NSFC finished with a record of 7-9 or worse. The other two teams were Sarasota, who had a 12-4 record, and Colorado, who finished with a very impressive 14-2 record. The team of these two that we will look into are the dominant regular season champs and current finalists, the Colorado Yeti.
Colorado's dominance was pretty evident during the season statistically. First off we will look at their overall team performance this season. Their offense was the best in the league, scoring an average of over 28 points per game. That's about a point and a half per game above the second best best offense in the league (Sarasota). Their defense was similarly impressive, beaten out only by Orange County. They allowed only an average of about 18 points per game, which beat out Sarasota, but was beat out by the Otters who averaged just under 17 points allowed per game. An average scoreline of around 28-18 was extremely impressive for the Yeti this season and they proved way more often than not that their record this season was nothing less than deserved.
Individually there were some massive performers for them well, obviously. Wide receiver Lim had an incredible season, being the only receiver to hit double digits in touchdowns in S24. A couple receivers had 9 touchdowns but Lim had a very impressive 13. Lim didn't have nearly the most catching yards out of receivers, but he was elite at making his catches count. Defensive rookie Sly, who was a top pick in the last draft, also had a fantastic season for a debutant, finishing 4th in tackles among all players with 132, just one tackle off of 3rd place who had 133. QB McDummy was also quite impressive, and debatably the best this season. He has the best pass completion ratio with 62.5, and the best rating with a 96.9, with large credit for that being due to his good partnership that he has with Lim.
All in all, it comes as no shock to anyone really that Colorado will be one of the finalists this season. They were one of the favourites already going into this season, but they backed up the expectations on them both in the regular and post season.
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16) Choose your favorite non-playoffs game of this season, whether your own team or another. Explain what was so special and why the winner ultimately came out victorious, including key players and moments.
Today on Despacito Report's Top Games Recap column we are going to look at a convincing win for Orange County against the Baltimore Hawks.
In the first quarter of this one, Baltimore did a good job keeping pace with Orange County, but ultimately about halfway through it was the Otters who broke the deadlock, as Franklin Armstrong found rookie Garfield Despacito Jr. open in the end zone for his first catch of the game and a touchdown. In the second quarter the game opened up a lot more for Orange County, as early on Despacito Jr. was found by Armstrong again for what was both his second catch of the game and second touchdown. Baltimore could not figure a way back in throughout the next 10 minutes, and then it became worse in the last minute or so of the half, as a pair of field goals for the Otters made it 20-0 through the first half of play.
In the second half, the game started very quietly as there were no points scored in the entire third quarter. In the fourth quarter, the misery for Baltimore just became even worse. Future Trunks made a 16 yard touchdown for Armstrong's third touchdown of the game in the first couple minutes of the final quarter to basically put the game to rest for the Hawks. Datsum Phastbawl scored a field goal to get Baltimore on the board, and then they added more with a Darrel Williams receiving touchdown in the last minute. The final score was 27-10
This was on of my favourite games this season because I found it hilarious that I scored 2 touchdowns out of two short catches lol.
TPE: 10/10