I honestly just hope MattJames is this formal in person haha. I can just imagine him flirting.
"hi, I would like to discuss with you an an arrangement where we might exchange pleasantries and perhaps one day engage in matrimony if everything is satisfactory"
Woman: "ummmm....what?"
"I was thinking we could go out to eat at a restaurant who's average plate price is under $10 as to avoid undue financial restraints. If I seem it an appropriate date befitting my happiness requirements, I will ask you for the ability to exchange phone numbers to contact you for a second date, in which we will go out to eat, you will pick from one of 6 Netflix originals that I have put in my queue, and we will then engage in coitus at exactly the 55 minute mark"
That's honestly the funniest thing about this hold out, that this man likes to be super formal and official about something that simply isn't needing officialness at all. Like, this man is either so official in everyday life that it bleeds over to the fucking internet, or his persona of an agent, especially JAY Z of all people, is the funniest shit ever and makes no sense and it just makes me laugh my ass off so I just wanted to say that haha
"hi, I would like to discuss with you an an arrangement where we might exchange pleasantries and perhaps one day engage in matrimony if everything is satisfactory"
Woman: "ummmm....what?"
"I was thinking we could go out to eat at a restaurant who's average plate price is under $10 as to avoid undue financial restraints. If I seem it an appropriate date befitting my happiness requirements, I will ask you for the ability to exchange phone numbers to contact you for a second date, in which we will go out to eat, you will pick from one of 6 Netflix originals that I have put in my queue, and we will then engage in coitus at exactly the 55 minute mark"
That's honestly the funniest thing about this hold out, that this man likes to be super formal and official about something that simply isn't needing officialness at all. Like, this man is either so official in everyday life that it bleeds over to the fucking internet, or his persona of an agent, especially JAY Z of all people, is the funniest shit ever and makes no sense and it just makes me laugh my ass off so I just wanted to say that haha