09-24-2020, 10:29 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-24-2020, 10:33 AM by ReverendOReily.)
#7
Awards season is among us! The time has come to sing the praises of those most deserving, and laugh in the faces of those who just barely missed out. Most Valuable Player is a tricky one - does it simply mean the player who had the best stats on paper? Is the MVP the player who singlehandedly contributed the most to their team? Luckily, I have a player in mind who fulfills all both of these categories, and I am here to make the case for Zoe Watts of the Dallas Birddogs for MVP. This past season, the Dallas offense began and ended with Zoe Watts. Many teams ran defensive strategies against us that were designed to stop run heavy schemes, and many of them still got ran all over. Watts finished the season first in the DSFL in rushing yards with 1303, first in the league in rushing touchdowns with 10, and fourth in the league in yards per carry (minimum 100 attempts) while also leading the DSFL in rushing attempts. We would also be remiss if we didn't talk about Zoe Watts' outsanding 8 receptions for 49 yards; each one of those receiving yards is a testament to why she should be named most valuable player.
We've talked about Zoe Watts and how her prowess compares to other running backs in the league, now let's zoom in and take a look at some of her more impressive stat lines throughout this season. In her final game of the season against the Portland snekkie sneks, Watts rushed for 129 yards on just 19 carries, which was good for a whopping 6.8 yards per carry. She added two rushing touchdowns to the day in a tight game. In week 5 against the Minnesota Grey Ducks, Watts scampered for 120 yards off of 21 carries for a 5.7 average, caught a pass for 7 yards, and found the endzone on two different occasions. The next week against the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers, Watts rushed for 114 yards and a touchdown. In a hard fought week 10 loss against the Norfolk Seawolves, Watts again broke the century mark, rushing for 106 yards off of 18 carries which was good for 5.9 yards per carry. She also scored one touchdown. Zoe Watts isn't just the most valuable player of Dallas, she's also the most valuable player of the DSFL. Teams in the DSFL know that Zoe will be bringing both the noise and the funk every time she's lined up in the backfield, and time and time again, they fail to contain her. That's MVP quality performance right there.
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#20
SCOUTING REPORT - CLASSIFIED
Name: Richard "Mature Nickname" Leaking, linebacker for the Dallas Birddogs
Stats: 14 games played (injury free iron man), 102 tackles (one of only five rookies to break 100 tackles this season), 1 tackle for loss, 9 sacks (tied for the most among rookies in the DSFL), 9 passes defended (or deflected depending on your preferred terminology), and 0 interceptions but he promises he's really trying on that front.
Abilities: Speaks Hungarian, Armenian, Pidgin English, Icelandic, Pig Latin, and English. Alligator wrestling. Can repeatedly cartwheel down a hill like he's a wagon wheel. Once lined up at Cornerback in high school because he forgot where he was, and the play resulted in a pick 6. I'm not sure if that's an "ability" persay, but it sure should be. Also plays football pretty well in his spare time.
TPE: 265 (capped, stacked, and ready to slap [some quarterbacks]
Highlights: S24 Week 4 vs Royals - 4 tackles, 1 sack, 1 PD. S24 Week 5 vs Grey Ducks - 11 tackles, 1 sack, 3 PDs. Week 9 vs Coyotes - 12 tackles, 1 sack. Week 11 vs Royals - 7 tackles, 2 sacks. Week 13 vs Buccaneers - 13 tackles, 1 PD.
Crimes Committed: Yes. Don't look for Richard Leaking's criminal record. If you start looking, it will find you first, and that won't be good for anyone.
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#24
In my mind, there is one player that really stood out as the most valuable player of the season 24 playoffs, and that's Matty McDairmid. I'm sure there will be a lot of people who immediately think "how could a kicker be the most valuable player? He's a kicker!" and to those people, I would say Matty McDairmid is not just a kicker. He's a punter too. And he's not just a kicker/punter either, he's also the MVP of the season 24 playoffs. Here's why:
-In a 20-10 win against the Arizona Outlaws, which I don't remember being streamed as a playoff game at all, but I am going to continue to talk about because it's listed as the quarterfinal game in the index under "playoff results" (source: https://index.sim-football.com/ISFLS24/P...sults.html) Matty was again perfect when it came to scoring, making both of his extra point attempts and nailing a 32 yard field goal and a 34 yard field goal.
-In the ASFC championship game against the Orange County Otters, Matty was a perfect 3 for 3, kicking two extra points and a 42 yard field goal late in the fourth to put the game away for good. He also punted 5 times for 268 yards, which was good for a 53.6 average. His longest punt of the day was a 71 yard beauty that pinned the otters inside of their own 20 yard line.
-The Ultimus is when Matty McDairmid really shined. Matty contributed 5 of the Sabercats 17 points. They won the game 17-12. By my oversimplified standards, Matty was quite literally the difference between victory and a neverending tie. Those five points weren't even the most important thing Matty did in that game though. Matty punted the ball 9 times for an incredible 507 yards, including an absolute rocket of a 76 yard punt in the fourth quarter. Matty pinned the Yeti inside of their own 20 three times that day. Matty do indeed be bootin' it, and that's why he should be recognized as the playoffs MVP.
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Awards season is among us! The time has come to sing the praises of those most deserving, and laugh in the faces of those who just barely missed out. Most Valuable Player is a tricky one - does it simply mean the player who had the best stats on paper? Is the MVP the player who singlehandedly contributed the most to their team? Luckily, I have a player in mind who fulfills all both of these categories, and I am here to make the case for Zoe Watts of the Dallas Birddogs for MVP. This past season, the Dallas offense began and ended with Zoe Watts. Many teams ran defensive strategies against us that were designed to stop run heavy schemes, and many of them still got ran all over. Watts finished the season first in the DSFL in rushing yards with 1303, first in the league in rushing touchdowns with 10, and fourth in the league in yards per carry (minimum 100 attempts) while also leading the DSFL in rushing attempts. We would also be remiss if we didn't talk about Zoe Watts' outsanding 8 receptions for 49 yards; each one of those receiving yards is a testament to why she should be named most valuable player.
We've talked about Zoe Watts and how her prowess compares to other running backs in the league, now let's zoom in and take a look at some of her more impressive stat lines throughout this season. In her final game of the season against the Portland snekkie sneks, Watts rushed for 129 yards on just 19 carries, which was good for a whopping 6.8 yards per carry. She added two rushing touchdowns to the day in a tight game. In week 5 against the Minnesota Grey Ducks, Watts scampered for 120 yards off of 21 carries for a 5.7 average, caught a pass for 7 yards, and found the endzone on two different occasions. The next week against the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers, Watts rushed for 114 yards and a touchdown. In a hard fought week 10 loss against the Norfolk Seawolves, Watts again broke the century mark, rushing for 106 yards off of 18 carries which was good for 5.9 yards per carry. She also scored one touchdown. Zoe Watts isn't just the most valuable player of Dallas, she's also the most valuable player of the DSFL. Teams in the DSFL know that Zoe will be bringing both the noise and the funk every time she's lined up in the backfield, and time and time again, they fail to contain her. That's MVP quality performance right there.
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#20
SCOUTING REPORT - CLASSIFIED
Name: Richard "Mature Nickname" Leaking, linebacker for the Dallas Birddogs
Stats: 14 games played (injury free iron man), 102 tackles (one of only five rookies to break 100 tackles this season), 1 tackle for loss, 9 sacks (tied for the most among rookies in the DSFL), 9 passes defended (or deflected depending on your preferred terminology), and 0 interceptions but he promises he's really trying on that front.
Abilities: Speaks Hungarian, Armenian, Pidgin English, Icelandic, Pig Latin, and English. Alligator wrestling. Can repeatedly cartwheel down a hill like he's a wagon wheel. Once lined up at Cornerback in high school because he forgot where he was, and the play resulted in a pick 6. I'm not sure if that's an "ability" persay, but it sure should be. Also plays football pretty well in his spare time.
TPE: 265 (capped, stacked, and ready to slap [some quarterbacks]
Highlights: S24 Week 4 vs Royals - 4 tackles, 1 sack, 1 PD. S24 Week 5 vs Grey Ducks - 11 tackles, 1 sack, 3 PDs. Week 9 vs Coyotes - 12 tackles, 1 sack. Week 11 vs Royals - 7 tackles, 2 sacks. Week 13 vs Buccaneers - 13 tackles, 1 PD.
Crimes Committed: Yes. Don't look for Richard Leaking's criminal record. If you start looking, it will find you first, and that won't be good for anyone.
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#24
In my mind, there is one player that really stood out as the most valuable player of the season 24 playoffs, and that's Matty McDairmid. I'm sure there will be a lot of people who immediately think "how could a kicker be the most valuable player? He's a kicker!" and to those people, I would say Matty McDairmid is not just a kicker. He's a punter too. And he's not just a kicker/punter either, he's also the MVP of the season 24 playoffs. Here's why:
-In a 20-10 win against the Arizona Outlaws, which I don't remember being streamed as a playoff game at all, but I am going to continue to talk about because it's listed as the quarterfinal game in the index under "playoff results" (source: https://index.sim-football.com/ISFLS24/P...sults.html) Matty was again perfect when it came to scoring, making both of his extra point attempts and nailing a 32 yard field goal and a 34 yard field goal.
-In the ASFC championship game against the Orange County Otters, Matty was a perfect 3 for 3, kicking two extra points and a 42 yard field goal late in the fourth to put the game away for good. He also punted 5 times for 268 yards, which was good for a 53.6 average. His longest punt of the day was a 71 yard beauty that pinned the otters inside of their own 20 yard line.
-The Ultimus is when Matty McDairmid really shined. Matty contributed 5 of the Sabercats 17 points. They won the game 17-12. By my oversimplified standards, Matty was quite literally the difference between victory and a neverending tie. Those five points weren't even the most important thing Matty did in that game though. Matty punted the ball 9 times for an incredible 507 yards, including an absolute rocket of a 76 yard punt in the fourth quarter. Matty pinned the Yeti inside of their own 20 three times that day. Matty do indeed be bootin' it, and that's why he should be recognized as the playoffs MVP.
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