8. The Tijuana Luchadores are the epitome of DSFL excellence, but they did not sit atop the mountain at the conclusion of this past season. The top isn’t far away for the Luchadores, but they do have some work to do if they want to be serious contenders and favorites heading into the season. The most important thing is the chance they could lose talent to the big leagues. This means they could possibly lose star WR Doug Howlett, as he has proven that he’s reached the personal pinnacle of the talent in this league, he’s phased out and if he isn’t on an ISFL team for training camp next season, it would be a shame. That means that in the Draft we need to target WR depth. I trust our defensive scheme enough that I think our coaches can get enough out of guys even if we end up having a lot of turnover on that side of the ball. Our defense was great at pressuring the opposing QB and creating turnover opportunities, we were on the higher end of the final league rankings for both sacks (41) and interceptions (12). It’ll be important to keep that up and make sure that teams cannot get out to big leads against us, while I nurse the offense down the field. It’ll be important for the QB to play better than average. A TD to INT ratio of 1:1 is not going to win any championships anytime soon. If I want to live up to the name my dad worked so hard to make, I need to get my things together and start making some moves for this upcoming season. I finally had an entire year under my belt of being the starter and knowing what to expect. I think the front office is going to surround me with good talent, consistent wide receivers and running backs who don’t stop pounding the ball. I take pride in making guys around me better, and I need to improve on that significantly if we want to take the jump to the next level. The front office and coaching staff have invested a lot in me personally, and I want to repay their investment by producing exceptional results on the football field. So far, I’ve fallen short of my expectations. However, I know what greatness looks like and I know how much work it will take. Nobody becomes great on their own, it takes a team to do it. I think we can put together a team that will have history look back on and declare it to be great. [435]
14. The Luchadores ultimately fell short of their Ultimini goal, but they will not all go home without hardware this season. There is a good amount of contenders for top WR this season, but there’s no doubt in my mind that my man Doug Howlett. Not since Doug Funnie has a man named Doug had such an impact on my life. He caught the most balls in the entire league with 76 for a total of 1,002 yards, also leading the league. As a quarterback it is my job to find the open receiver and it seemed like Howlett was always open. Sometimes he was open even when I didn’t think he was, I’d toss up a prayer and he would find a way to come down with it. The 7 touchdowns represented nearly half of my entire season total of 16. Our offense went through Doug and we were better off for it. As good as he was on the field, he’s a heck of a guy off the field. He will always take time to sign autographs for fans after practice, he meets with sick kids in Mexican hospitals, he is the real deal. It is only right that he gets rewarded with at least the Wide Receiver of the Year award. [213]
23. People are sick and tired of the same old All-Star style Pro Bowl game. Most of the time, the best players don’t even care if they’re voted in or not. Defense is usually an after-thought, and nobody is even risking serious injury, it’s diet football—an imitation of the real thing. We already know that these guys are some of the best athletes in the world, so we don’t need to see how they do in tasks that require physical exertion. I want to see how effectively these guys can get fucked up. Which player can roll the best blunts? Who can drink the most beers in the new “2 minute offense”?—if you catch my drift. How good are these guys at video games? Do they even have any War Zone wins? These things would bring it way more viewers than just a half-assed game in a hot, neutral climate. For some guys sure it’s a vacation and a celebration, but that gets old after you cash your first real check. Take it one step further, guys want to ball out? Let’s see who can win in an illegal street race. Who has the biggest balls, who’s gonna race for slips? This will separate the men from the boys and allow the Hall of Fame committee something else to strongly consider. [222]
14. The Luchadores ultimately fell short of their Ultimini goal, but they will not all go home without hardware this season. There is a good amount of contenders for top WR this season, but there’s no doubt in my mind that my man Doug Howlett. Not since Doug Funnie has a man named Doug had such an impact on my life. He caught the most balls in the entire league with 76 for a total of 1,002 yards, also leading the league. As a quarterback it is my job to find the open receiver and it seemed like Howlett was always open. Sometimes he was open even when I didn’t think he was, I’d toss up a prayer and he would find a way to come down with it. The 7 touchdowns represented nearly half of my entire season total of 16. Our offense went through Doug and we were better off for it. As good as he was on the field, he’s a heck of a guy off the field. He will always take time to sign autographs for fans after practice, he meets with sick kids in Mexican hospitals, he is the real deal. It is only right that he gets rewarded with at least the Wide Receiver of the Year award. [213]
23. People are sick and tired of the same old All-Star style Pro Bowl game. Most of the time, the best players don’t even care if they’re voted in or not. Defense is usually an after-thought, and nobody is even risking serious injury, it’s diet football—an imitation of the real thing. We already know that these guys are some of the best athletes in the world, so we don’t need to see how they do in tasks that require physical exertion. I want to see how effectively these guys can get fucked up. Which player can roll the best blunts? Who can drink the most beers in the new “2 minute offense”?—if you catch my drift. How good are these guys at video games? Do they even have any War Zone wins? These things would bring it way more viewers than just a half-assed game in a hot, neutral climate. For some guys sure it’s a vacation and a celebration, but that gets old after you cash your first real check. Take it one step further, guys want to ball out? Let’s see who can win in an illegal street race. Who has the biggest balls, who’s gonna race for slips? This will separate the men from the boys and allow the Hall of Fame committee something else to strongly consider. [222]
WR- JAMAL SLICK JR.
"THE NEW ERA"
MR 8X ULTIMUS CHAMPION
QB Mike Boss - HOF
TE Johnny Blaze - HOF
QB Mike Boss Jr
WR Johnny Blaze Jr
QB Mike Boss - HOF
TE Johnny Blaze - HOF
QB Mike Boss Jr
WR Johnny Blaze Jr