It’s the Dallas Birddog’s turn to win the Season 25 Ultimini. They are returning a large number of awesome players, and while they may not have quite as many send downs as some other teams, they still have a lot of good players. Returning QB Mattathias Caliban leads the offense, and is joined by wide receiver Mark Callous. While the Birddogs lost an amazing running back in Zoe Watts to the ISFL, rookie Cobra Kai is a promising replacement. Also, rumor has it opposing teams have to be able to pronounce Sirdsvaldis Miglasķēms correctly three times before they can rush the passer. Where the Birddogs really shine, though is on the defensive side of the ball. While the defensive line is definitely the weakest part of the Birddogs defense, can your quarterback really avoid the holy powers of defensive end Pope Francis or the cuteness of the other defensive end Finn McFluffface (rumor has it Finn is the real power behind r0tzbua and will soon be the ISFL commissioner). The linebacker corps, led by otter aficionado Richard Leaking, is sick. Plus they have a shark named Big Slammu. The secondary returns cornerback Byron Blackwell and safeties Lionel Rumper and Milk Mann. No one is going to get far against these guys. Finally, as everyone knows, the Birddog goes tweet woof and that's the final reason the Birddogs will be the S25 Ultimini champs.
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