Love football? Hate the high costs of having to bury or cremate your loved ones? Then let me introduce you to the endorsement of the century.
Sheed Thebaw has recently agreed to an endorsement deal by Father Farley's Funeral Fixers, based in Burlington, Vermont, his hometown. Given his trademark celebration of "Toe Tag Body Bag" this is a match made in heaven (or hell).
Expect to see Sheed in various commercials on the television, where he will be sacking high funeral costs. Tying in with his signature post-bodybag salute, Father Farley's will also be offering big discounts for members of the military who have passed away.
Alongside the commercials, expect to see billboards with Thebaw dominating the high prices of cremations and coffins, burying and setting fire to the competition.
Don't let other family members block your inheritance. With Father Farley's legal counsel, we can make sure you rip through any red tape, and swim your way past greedy aunts and uncles, and secure the money you are entitled to! We tackle the hard stuff, so you don't have to.
Thebaw will be paid handsomely for his acting work, something he has openly admitted he wants to do after his football career is over. The deal is said to be in the hundereds of dollars.
Sheed Thebaw has recently agreed to an endorsement deal by Father Farley's Funeral Fixers, based in Burlington, Vermont, his hometown. Given his trademark celebration of "Toe Tag Body Bag" this is a match made in heaven (or hell).
Expect to see Sheed in various commercials on the television, where he will be sacking high funeral costs. Tying in with his signature post-bodybag salute, Father Farley's will also be offering big discounts for members of the military who have passed away.
Alongside the commercials, expect to see billboards with Thebaw dominating the high prices of cremations and coffins, burying and setting fire to the competition.
Don't let other family members block your inheritance. With Father Farley's legal counsel, we can make sure you rip through any red tape, and swim your way past greedy aunts and uncles, and secure the money you are entitled to! We tackle the hard stuff, so you don't have to.
Thebaw will be paid handsomely for his acting work, something he has openly admitted he wants to do after his football career is over. The deal is said to be in the hundereds of dollars.
"Sheed Thebaw - The Unblockable Situation"