Rumors about Heinrich Kackpoo's new deal with Mikefarm Liquors made rounds in the football world long before an official announcement. He finally confirmed the change in a spectacular fashion: by appearing on the field in week 4 against the San Jose Sabercats being clearly heavily intoxicated. Specifically, Kackpoo had been under the influence of on of the finest Austrian liquors to ever see the light of day: Stone Pine Schnapps. What is even more surprising is, that he was playing the best game of his carreer until now. He showed a monster performance with 13 tackles, 2 TFL, 2 sacks, 2 PD and 1 interception which was returned for a touchdown.
Sports insiders reported that the Mikefarm Liquors deal will net Kackpoo a staggering $30 million per year — basically three times as much as his last Puma deal. This kind of pay bump makes it easy to see why Kackpoo chose to shake up his endorsement loyalties. Like Kackpoo's last deal with Puma, the Mikefarm contract covers a 15-year span.
Many analysts considered it a curious move to sign the then-22-year-old to a deal that may extend beyond his playing years. Yet Mikefarm was clear that they view Kackpoo as an asset whose value will grow. The football star has always been one of the most prolific pro athletes. Mikefarm feels confident they can leverage that image and influence to their benefit for years to come.
Sports insiders reported that the Mikefarm Liquors deal will net Kackpoo a staggering $30 million per year — basically three times as much as his last Puma deal. This kind of pay bump makes it easy to see why Kackpoo chose to shake up his endorsement loyalties. Like Kackpoo's last deal with Puma, the Mikefarm contract covers a 15-year span.
Many analysts considered it a curious move to sign the then-22-year-old to a deal that may extend beyond his playing years. Yet Mikefarm was clear that they view Kackpoo as an asset whose value will grow. The football star has always been one of the most prolific pro athletes. Mikefarm feels confident they can leverage that image and influence to their benefit for years to come.