It's spooky season and Arthur Naught is in the festive spirit. Since he's new the Kansas City area, he's done some researching on what to do that's spooky and scary in the area. And as soon as he began looking into it, he heard about The Edge of Hell - a five story house of horrors that started the whole haunted house scene in Kansas City back in 1975. Arthur didn't even know that Kansas City had a "haunted house scene." According to his sources, brave souls can work their way up from heaven in the first floor to purgatory and onto hell, getting scared by the Ratman and Medusa ... an actual snake they keep that holds the world's record for the largest snake held in captivity. It's a fitting addition to the haunted house, as Arthur will be looking to also cage the Portland Pythons in hell tomorrow night in Week 10 of the DSFL with his Kansas City Coyotes. But since the Edge of Hell is nationally acclaimed and a pioneer of the haunted house format, Arthur will be heading to the Edge of Hell this Halloween, and dragging whatever fellow Coyotes he can scrounge up to come along. Gonna be creepy!
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