Halloween has always been Albert Ruschmann's favorite holiday. While he already is a monster on the field, it is the one day a year he gets to be one off the field as well. Albert is generally not a very creative guy, and as such, has been the same thing for Halloween every year since his freshman year of college: the Glitter Critter. For those who do not know, Glitter Critter is one of Albert Ruschmann's nicknames given to him by his football teammates. Really buying into the nickname, Ruschmann decided to bring the Glitter Critter to life one Halloween. Standing at 6-foot, 5 inches tall, Ruschmann purchased an almost life-size Chewbacca costume and proceeded to cover it entirely in glitter. Thus, the glitter critter was born. While terrifying some people, others found it hysterical. One side effect, however, is that the Glitter Critter can be tracked from start to finish, as he leaves behind an extremely noticeable trail of glitter. This, however, worked in his favor one time. Albert Ruschmann during his senior year had one too many cups of jungle juice at a party and had forgotten his way back to his apartment. Like the North Star shining in the night, the trail of glitter led him safely back to shelter.
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