Eleven Kendrick Watts, who was absolutely not named to inflate PT word counts, no, never, loves doing Halloween halfway. He'll put up a few little pumpkins and ghosts around his house, and prepare a bowl of candy to dispense to all the little kids in his neighborhood. If he's feeling bold, maybe he'll even put on a simple vampire costume. Eleven always admires the dedication of those who build effectively entire haunted houses in their front yard out of inflatables and lights, but he doesn't think he has the willpower or artistic flair for that. Or the yard space - Eleven is still waiting on his DSFL waiver contract money, and until that comes in, he'll have to stick to small decorations. One of Eleven's favorite parts of Halloween is the candy. Not only does he enjoy eating candy, he enjoys looking at all the various wrappers that candymakers have cooked up to try to entice kids and parents. He also enjoys weaving the twizzlers into ropes and fabrics to illustrate that they are barely edible, let alone candy.
Eleven also enjoys posting large numbers of low-quality spooky memes online, much to the chagrin of his teammates, who note that he has the humor sense of a 40-year-old dad discovering memes for the first time. Eleven disagrees, and will continue to send the memes.
Eleven also enjoys posting large numbers of low-quality spooky memes online, much to the chagrin of his teammates, who note that he has the humor sense of a 40-year-old dad discovering memes for the first time. Eleven disagrees, and will continue to send the memes.
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