(S25) - PT 4 - Spooky Scary Season

[MrStennett]

First of all, Charlemagne Cortez does NOT watch scary movies, and not because he's a scared little baby. They're super unrealistic and just mostly stupid with bad writing. He's not scared of anything, I can tell you that much for sure. Mostly on Halloween, he's out partying, because he's super popular and everyone loves him. He's the coolest guy in town and anybody who thinks they're somebody wants to be where he's at. When he goes out to the party, he goes dressed as T-Pain. Every year. The DSFL's coolest quarterback deserves to go out dressed as the world's coolest rapper. When he's at the party, he doesn't go to mingle with people. He lets them come to him, because of course they will. He's the quarterback of his team and of any room he's in. His raw animal magnetism draws people to him, which makes perfect sense because he's the life of the party. Every joke he tells is hilarious and every story has people hanging on his every word. If someone tries to get to close, his lineman are always there to have his back. Big Marlon Alexander is his number one bodyguard and he makes sure the general party rabble doesn't get close enough to spill anything on his Gucci boots.

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