Mr. Banks spends his Halloween with friends now adays. However, as a child Dexter had an interesting family tradition. Every Halloween his mother, Remiscent, would make chili. Now this is important because Chili is Dexter’s absolute favorite food. The recipe has been passed down to Dexter and he makes it on a weekly basis. The key to a great chili is time to let all of the ingredients to simmer and pair. Dexter’s chili can vary but the staples are: ground beef, stewed tomatoes, tomato sauce, fresh garlic, chili peppers, bell peppers, kidney beans, and onion. A healthy serving of shredded cheddar cheese and sour cream compliment any good pot of chili. This year after Dexter consumed enough chili to condemn his toilet the next day, Dexter went out to bars with his teammates in Sarasota. Banks and Angler dressed up as characters from top gun by wearing air force jump suits and aviators, Raphitalia Chan dressed up as a competent running back, Whitheblock dressed up as Kenny from South Park, and Fawn Dimiballs and Haha Mango-Panda dressed up as a dominatrix and sex slave. I’ll let you decide who was who. After a night of spooky shenanigans, the crew returned to Bank’s house and ate more chili while they played fun drinking games such as circle of death and ride the bus.
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