Leeroy Jenkins of the Colorado Yeti, is trying to start a brand new Halloween tradition this year where instead of handing out sugary snacks to little children, he hands out puppies and kittens. He is absolutely positive that the parents of said children will be super excited about this because puppies and kittens do not cause cavities or any other form of tooth decay. This will probably save parents on average maybe as much as many thousands of dollars in dental bills. The American Association of Dental Practitioners otherwise known as the AADP might not agree with this new tradition since they have, in the past, been one of the largest lobbyist of "Big Candy" due to the huge amount of business they get from the abuse of sugary snacks and soft drinks, but Leeroy Jenkins is willing to take a stand against the man. Even if he has to do it alone. Whatever it takes to insure that the children of tomorrow have strong chompers and fresh breath unhindered by plaque and rot created by not brushing their teeth after consuming the products brought forth by "Big Candy"! And yes, before you ask if he's thought about giving kids toothbrushes and toothpaste and dental floss instead of puppies and kittens, yes he has. He tried that last year. It didn't work. The kids just left it all in his yard along with some other not kind surprises. This year however, will be different
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