YOU.ME.GASSTATION.Whatarewegettingfordinner?Sushiofcourse.Uhoh,therewasaroofieinsideofourgasstationsushi,weblackoutandwakeupinasewer.We'resurroundedbyfish;hornyfish.Youknowwhatthatmeans.Fishorgy,thestenchdrawsinabear.Whatarewegonnado?We'regonnafightit.BEARFIGHT.BEARHANDED.BEARnaked?ohyes,please.Webefriendthebearafterwebeatitinabrawl.thenwerideintoachuckecheese,dancedancerevolution.REVOLUTION?OVERTHROWTHEGOVERNMENT?uh,Ithinkso.nextthingyouknow,i'mreincarnatedasJesusChrist.Theniturnintoajet,flyintothesun,blackoutagain,wakeup,doabump,whiteoutwhichididn'tknowyoucoulddo,thenismokedajoint.Greened-out,theniturnedintothesun.uhoh,lookslikethemethiskickingin.STARTSCONVULSING
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