At this point, us regressing veterans know we will be too tired by the end of the year if we hit the ground running, so I can say Thomas Passmann is one of those guys showing up late to camp. His vampiric strength is weaning in his old age, and he isn’t quite up to par. He is taking it easy, just trying to keep up his conditioning to maintain the legendary speed the Outlaws depend on from him. His coaches have discussed some new plays to run, as well as giving some of the newer guys bigger roles to cover for the regressing S22 wide receiver. One of our new secret plays is to actually have our quarterback run the ball more, and to do a really complicated fake out that will hopefully dupe the defense on the other team. But at the end of the day, it is about building chemistry, bonding with your teammates, and kicking back for a beer after a long practice; the real point of training camp, at risk of sounding hella cheesy, is the friends you make along the way. The Outlaws are closer than ever and ready to have a killer season, and that kind of spirit gives teams the drive to win games. Passmann is coming out of camp driven as ever and ready to beat the crap out of the rest of the league.
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