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Week #13 Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting everyone! We are back with more highlights for this run and this time we are bringing you highlights from week thirteen. Please start us off Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 27 to 7. Offensive player of the game is running back John Huntsman of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 31 rushing attempts for 96 yards, an average run of 3.1 yards, a long of 17 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: First drive for the ducks and Huntsman made their move about halfway through the first quarter starting with a 9 yard run on second and ten, and finishing with a 13 yard touchdown run on third and inches. Late in the second on a first and ten Huntsman set their long for the day with a 17 yard run to get away from their own four yard line. Onto defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is strong safety Tim Soulja of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 2 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 forced fumble.
Agent Tesla: Second play from scrimmage on first and ten Soulja stepped up with a 5 yard sack to set the opponent back, and forced a fumble on top of it all. Soulja's other play of the day was a stop short of the line to gain on second and nine as the final play of the third quarter.
Talk to us about game two of week thirteen please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Portland Pythons. Pythons won 34 to 17. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Quavious McGrady of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 4 rushing attempts for 155 yards, an average reception of 38.8 yards, a long of 71 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Third and sixteen on the opening drive of the game and McGrady makes a move with a 71 yard reception into the end zone for a touchdown. Third and eight in the third quarter and McGrady did it again with a 20 yard reception to cross midfield. Third and eight midway through the fourth quarter McGrady found the open space to make a 58 yard touchdown reception. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Miles Weperom of the London Royals with a stat line of 10 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 forced fumble.
Agent Tesla: First and ten early in the first quarter and Weperom gets into the backfield for a 6 yard sack. Halfway through the first on third and thirteen Weperom made the stop just short of the line to gain to make it a three and out. Late in the third quarter on a first and ten Weperom made the tackle with enough extra to force a fumble that was recovered with a 1 yard return by a teammate.
Week thirteen game three please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Dallas Birddogs. Birddogs won 28 to 0. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Bayley Cowabunga of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 7 receptions for 163 yards, an average reception of 23.3 yards, a long of 70 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Partway through the first quarter Cowabunga took over with a 54 yard reception on a first and ten, and then did the rest with a 6 yard touchdown reception on first and goal. Late in the first quarter Cowabunga decided to keep it to one play with a 70 yard touchdown reception on first and fifteen. Midway through the fourth on third and ten Cowabunga came in clutch with a 10 yard reception. Tell us about defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Pope Francis of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 7 tackles, 2 for loss, and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the second quarter and on first and ten Francis yielded no yards, second and ten Francis yielded 1 yard en route to a failed field goal attempt on the fourth down a couple plays later. Closing minutes of the first half on first and ten Francis flew through the line for an 11 yard sack to help lead to another failed field goal attempt on the fourth down. Early in the fourth quarter on a first and ten Francis made the stop at the line of scrimmage as part of a three and out.
Onto the last game of week thirteen please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Luchadores won 27 to 16. Offensive player of the game is running back Lonnie Jackson of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 27 rushing attempts for 155 yards, an average run of 5.7 yards, and a long of 15 yards.
Agent Tesla: First play from scrimmage and Jackson kicked it off right with a 14 yard run. Following runs of 3 and 6 yards Jackson broke free for 15 yard run on the next first and ten. Then on second and nine Jackson proved it was their drive as they ran for 13 yards. Just before the two minute warning of the first half on third and two Jackson found space again for a 15 yard run, and then in the closing seconds on first and ten Jackson ran for 13 yards. Third quarter on a third and one Jackson kept the drive alive with a 15 yard run. Four minutes left in the fourth quarter and Jackson had a pair of plays with an 11 yard run and 10 yard run coming on back to back first and ten plays. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Devonte Crook of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 10 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: First and ten late in the first quarter and Crook knocked the opponent back 7 yards with a sack, and then only yielded 3 back on the following run on second and seventeen. Second and nine late in the second quarter and Crook held the opponent to just 1 yard en route to a punt on fourth down.
Week #14 Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting dear readers! We have caught up to the end of the regular season and that means this will be our last big batch of games, but also means playoff highlights are coming soon! Before that though start us off with the first game of week fourteen please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 35 to 32. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Saleem Spence of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 9 receptions for 132 yards, an average reception of 14.7 yards, a long of 51 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the second half and on second and goal Spence found the end zone with a 5 yard touchdown reception. The following drive ended in a fourth down punt that Spence was able to return 59 yards just one shy of the end zone to set up a first and goal. Later in the third on a first and ten Spence made another big play with a 51 yard reception. Closing minute of the fourth quarter and Spence made a 19 yard reception on a third and two to help lead to the touchdown that took them into overtime. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Teddy Murphy of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 9 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Early in the second quarter on a third and nine Murphy made the move with a 7 yard sack that led to a punt. When the opponent got the ball again Murphy got it back again with a 5 yard fumble recovery on first and ten. Final two plays of the first half and Murphy yielded just three yards to help close out the quarter without allowing any more points.
Onto game two of week fourteen please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Norfolk Seawolves. Buccaneers won 44 to 20. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Dexter Zaylren of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 21 of 29 for 303 yards passing, an average pass of 10.4 yards, 4 touchdowns, a passer rating of 145.5, and 1 rushing attempt for 5 yards.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive for Zaylren was a perfect one as they completed passes of 6 yards, 23 yards, 19 yards, 4 yards, and 15 yards before connecting on a 4 yard touchdown pass on first and goal to close out the drive a perfect six of six. Their first drive of the second quarter did not see as much perfection, but did end with it as they connected on a 39 yard touchdown pass on third and eight. First drive of the second half on first and ten Zaylren completed the hat trick with a 44 yard touchdown pass. Then just to make sure they had one in each quarter on second and two in the fourth quarter Zaylren found the end zone again with a 37 yard touchdown pass. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Mongo of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 3 tackles and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day on second and nine Mongo made it into the backfield for a 7 yard sack to lead to a punt on fourth down. Second quarter just before the two minute warning on first and ten Mongo made another 7 yard sack to have that drive end as a three and out.
Week fourteen game three please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Tijuana Luchadores. Luchadores won 34 to 7. Offensive player of the game is quarterback IsHe... ReallyInvisible of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 17 of 19 for 192 yards passing, an average pass of 10.1 yards, 3 touchdowns, a passer rating of 148.4, 7 rushing attempts for 15 yards, an average run of 2.1 yards, and a long of 6 yards.
Agent Tesla: First drive of the day and on second and four ReallyInvisible finished the drive off with an 8 yard touchdown pass. Third and goal late in the third quarter ReallyInvisible did it again with a 3 yard touchdown pass. Closing seconds of the third quarter on second and two ReallyInvisible had their longest pass of the day as they connected for a 36 yard gain. They then opened the fourth quarter with a 23 yard touchdown pass on second and two for the hat trick. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Luke Watterson of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 14 tackles and 2 for loss.
Agent Tesla: Late in the second quarter on a second and ten Watterson allowed just 3 yards to help lead to a three and out at the two minute warning. Just before the final two minute warning on third and eighteen Watterson made the tackle at the line of scrimmage to force the opponent to settle for a field goal attempt.
Last game of the regular season next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at London Royals. Royals won 23 to 16. Offensive player of the game is kicker Rainbow Dash of the London Royals with a stat line of 2 of 2 on extra points, 1 of 1 on 20 to 29 yard field goals, 1 of 1 on 30 to 39 yard field goals, 1 of 1 on 40 to 49 yard field goals, 4 punts for 165 yards, an average punt of 41.2 yards, a long of 59 yards, and 1 inside the twenty.
Agent Tesla: Dash first contributed after the opening drive ended as a three and out with a 59 yard punt that would go unreturned to force the opponent to start on their own eleven yard line. Early in the second quarter on fourth and four Dash made their mark as a kicker with a 24 yard field goal. Late in the second quarter Dash did it again as they made a 39 yard field goal. Fourth quarter on fourth and twenty Dash made their longest of the day with a 45 yard field goal. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Glenn Smart of the London Royals with a stat line of 4 tackles, 1 for loss, 1 sack, 2 forced fumbles, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: First and ten late in the first quarter and Smart made the tackle behind the line of scrimmage for a 1 yard loss, and forced a fumble while they were at it. Last play of the first quarter on third and seven Smart came through with a 10 yard sack, and then forced a fumble they recovered with a 1 yard return.
Playoffs Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting! Just as promised we are here to bring you the first highlights of the DSFL playoffs soon after our last batch. Before we do though I just want to thank you for joining us for this series of highlights and say I hope you have a nice day. That out of the way start us off with the first game of the semifinals please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at London Royals. Royals won 23 to 17. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Quavious McGrady of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 8 receptions for 128 yards, an average reception of 16 yards, a long of 27 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: First drive of the day and McGrady made it count with a 24 yard touchdown reception on second and ten to cap off the drive. During the last two minutes of the first half McGrady made it count again with their longest reception of the day a 27 yard reception that set up a first and goal. Tell us about defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Lucid Dreams of the London Royals with a stat line of 3 tackles, 1 for loss, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, 1 fumble recovery, and 1 defensive touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Just about five minutes left in the first quarter and Lucid Dreams drives into the backfield for a 10 yard sack, and then knocks the ball out of their hands for Dreams to scoop and score with a 1 yard touchdown return. Last play of the first half was another good Dreams play as on second and three they got into the backfield for a 2 yard loss.
Second semifinal please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Tijuana Luchadores. Luchadores won 27 to 22. Offensive player of the game is running back Lonnie Jackson of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 23 rushing attempts for 137 yards, an average run of 6 yards, a long of 55 yards, 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 6 yards.
Agent Tesla: Jackson's first big play of the day came on a fourth and six early in the second quarter and was not from scrimmage, but it is not everyday you see someone get a 79 yard punt return that was just a yard shy of a touchdown. Late in the second quarter on first and ten Jackson did it from scrimmage with a 55 yard run that was stopped just short, but this time they were given the ball to get an 8 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Final two plays of the first half were also good by Jackson as they ran for 15 yards on back to back first and ten plays. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Cayson Nzeocha of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 6 tackles, 1 forced fumble, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception.
Agent Tesla: Halfway through the third quarter on third and eight Nzeocha made magic with an interception, and then returned it 32 yards to set up shop near midfield. Fourth and two near the end of the third quarter and Nzeocha made the tackle and forced a fumble as well.
Ultimini Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting everyone! We are here today to wrap up season twenty-eight with highlights from the latest Ultimini. Without any additional delay please start us off Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at London Royals. Royals won 26 to 10. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Schumi Hulkenvettel of the London Royals with a stat line of 6 receptions for 110 yards, an average reception of 18.3 yards, a long of 34 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Halfway through the first quarter Hulkenvettel made their first catch of the day count as they turned a second and ten into a twenty yard gain. Just a few minutes later on first and fifteen Hulkenvettel caught a 26 yard pass to set up first and goal. They then caught a 6 yard touchdown pass on second and goal. Midway through the fourth quarter on second and four Hulkenvettel had their longest play of the day as they hauled in a pass for a 34 yard gain. Onto defense next!
Defensive player of the game is cornerback C.J. Sonjack of the London Royals with a stat line of 7 tackles, 2 passes defended, and 1 interception.
First and ten late in the first quarter and Sonjack shut it down swiftly with a broken up pass as part of a three and out. Their biggest play of the day though came late in the fourth quarter on first and goal where they picked off the pass at the one yard line and returned it 13 yards to essentially win the game.
Thank you for joining us once again and we hope you all have a fun filled off-season!