There’s two routes that the Chicago Butchers could go with this. We could send someone that we think will do a good job, or we could send somebody that would be hilarious to watch in this scenario. I think that, for the benefit of the people who asked for help, we should send someone that will do a great job. With this being the case, I think that it’s a no brainer to send one of our most cultured players, who we actually just reacquired this offseason - Hamish MacAndrew! We call him the most interesting man in the ISFL. Any hobby that you can think of, he’s probably tried it at least once, or might even be an expert in it. He’s never mentioned this, but I have a feeling that he probably speaks like 19 languages. Let’s go ahead and say that the international football team that wanted some pointers are from Mongolia. Why Mongolia, you ask? Well, that’s because MacAndrew actually drove all the way from Europe to Mongolia. Yes, that is a real thing that Ithica Hawk has done in real life. So with all of that being said, I don’t know if there are more than a few other people in the league that are more well equipped to teach a Mongolian football team how to football as well as possible.
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