So this would be rather interesting. I'm not getting on no damn plane to any international country no matter how much Portland pays me. Personally I say we send Tah Heenie because he hasn't done anything in a really long time and to be honest is like the laziest guy on the damn team. Keeps saying he is too busy with fake sports on the internet pfffft.. get real scrub. This is real life. Although then again if we send him we probably make the wrong impression and lose that sexy international deal and all the international monies. so im gonna go ahead and say we send Wendell Sailor for a couple reasons.
1.) Sailor is a forgienor themselves and has already meshed into a new culture once so how hard could it be for them to do again? At least that's my thoughts as a dude who barely left his damn state his whole life.
2.) He is Australian or newzelander or whichever of those two he is so he has a good grasp of things that can kill you. EX: a python. So lets say someone tries to back out of that sweet sweet international deal BOOM. Snake charm them back to begging to broadcast our games all over foreign lands.
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1.) Sailor is a forgienor themselves and has already meshed into a new culture once so how hard could it be for them to do again? At least that's my thoughts as a dude who barely left his damn state his whole life.
2.) He is Australian or newzelander or whichever of those two he is so he has a good grasp of things that can kill you. EX: a python. So lets say someone tries to back out of that sweet sweet international deal BOOM. Snake charm them back to begging to broadcast our games all over foreign lands.
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