If you've been keeping up, and you better be, then you would've known that Juno Hu has launched a new foundation called Hu Cares. Part of this foundation's operations has been hosting football camps around the US, so of course, Juno Hu and Hu Cares is the perfect candidate to help grow this game internationally. We will teach them all about the "head first" way of playing football, which is a philosophy focused on teaching the game of football in a way where the players can "think as little as possible" so they can play faster. (If you wish to know more, attend the camps! Can't be giving up trade secrets without payment, wtf.)
I think the best country to start with would be Japan. I mean first of all, there are tons of beautiful women which are totally not a factor in the choice whatsoever, but also there is a ton of cool stuff to see and do there, which is also totally not a factor in the choice, either. Instead, it's actually because Japan has a rather large and devout football following, with leagues of their own already, and there are Americans who have moved there to coach football. Some European country would've probably been a good choice, too, but Japanese worship football at a much more fanatic rate, which I think cultivates a much better environment for nurturing the sport. Also, just overall too many hooligans over in Europe, not to mention how a large portion of their population view the sport. Hurr durr hand egg, and that's why they don't deserve to be graced by my glorious presence!
But it'd be even better if Juno had a partner in crime, which Juno would bring along either his old buddy @dude_man Cade Williams or new bud @Asked Madden Raylan Crowder, (or both!) because Juno doesn't know shit about the trenches, and it'd be a real travesty if Juno had to teach linemen how to play.
I think the best country to start with would be Japan. I mean first of all, there are tons of beautiful women which are totally not a factor in the choice whatsoever, but also there is a ton of cool stuff to see and do there, which is also totally not a factor in the choice, either. Instead, it's actually because Japan has a rather large and devout football following, with leagues of their own already, and there are Americans who have moved there to coach football. Some European country would've probably been a good choice, too, but Japanese worship football at a much more fanatic rate, which I think cultivates a much better environment for nurturing the sport. Also, just overall too many hooligans over in Europe, not to mention how a large portion of their population view the sport. Hurr durr hand egg, and that's why they don't deserve to be graced by my glorious presence!
But it'd be even better if Juno had a partner in crime, which Juno would bring along either his old buddy @dude_man Cade Williams or new bud @Asked Madden Raylan Crowder, (or both!) because Juno doesn't know shit about the trenches, and it'd be a real travesty if Juno had to teach linemen how to play.