Jimi DeSoto needs to improve his ability to warp time backwards for the advantage of his team. Normally he does not possess this ability at all, but it's something he'd like to work on. Ideally, what Jimi would like to happen is that when a bad play happens, he would like to think really hard. For Jimi, who usually doesn’t know what thinking is like, this would mean him scrunching up his face and going “HMMMMM” extremely loudly. He believed the louder he would hmm, the more power he possessed. If done correctly, while he scrunched his face up, time would reverse, and a play would start over. Sometimes Jimi would try this for so long during one play that the next one would be starting by the time he opened his eyes, which would make him think he actually used his power. Philly has had a pretty unlucky season, and frankly Jimi feels that the team has done everything right that they can control, which is leading him to seek out others ways to affect the game that might not show up on stats. Jimi hopes, however, that one day time reversals will be a quantifiable stat, along with voodoo doll pokings. Jimi highly attributes the Philly win against Sarasota to his Peter Patterson voodoo doll, and therefore he is keeping his personal stat of one voodoo doll win. Hopefully a day will come soon when Jimi won’t have to rely on these nefarious means to try and get wins.
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