Like all other players in the International Simulation Football league there are many aspects of our game that we would like to see improvement to. I will start off by saying that I am most proud of not having an allowed sack yet as an Offensive linemen, although I may have just jinxed that *knock on wood* As Stumpy finishes knocking on his stump, he responds by saying one aspect of his game that he would like to see improvement to is increasing his pancake output. Stumpy is a generous fella and wants to make sure everybody on the field is served plenty of pancakes that are from Stumpy. Stumpy has noticed that he has hit a bit of a mean streak, racknig up penalties left and right in the past few games. Stumpy was suggested to get a stress ball to hold to help him keep his cool. Other trainers have suggested doing yoga but Stumpy is not that flexible in his ways and likes to keep to his routine of making pancakes. One explanation for Stumpy’s mean streak is seeing many of his brotherin fall to forest fires but knows that this is a natural thing that will bring plenty of regrowth and a new wave of youth. But that still does not stop Stumpy from grieving the loss of his friends. Hopefully the rains will come because the path of inaction that Stumpy has chosen does not do a good job of working on himself to reduce his penalties and instead prefers to help others.
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