08-10-2021, 01:17 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-10-2021, 01:22 PM by Jimi64. Edited 1 time in total.)
What many people don't know is that Philly has a secret rival, the Glenford, Ohio Rough Riders. If you haven't heard of this team, that wouldn't be a surprise to anyone, since they're simply a pee wee team, but they're the best pee team of Western civilization. The Rough Riders have played the Liberty on many an occasion, and they lead the all time series record by 76 to 1. The 1 win from the Liberty came from when it was Bobby Wilkonson's birthday party and most of the team was invited. It wasn't necessarily a fair game, but there's usually an unfair advantage for the Rough Riders anyway, considering the talent disparity. In the most recent showdown, which came directly after the stellar Philly win over the Sailfish earlier in the season, the team was on the top of the world, so they thought this would be the perfect time to challenge those children from Ohio. However, what they didn't account for was Negs throwing 17, yes 17, interceptions. The combination of the children blowing by the offensive line (they used a great technique of diving between the legs of the lineman) and the lockdown coverage (Borgo simply could not get separation against Harry Dawkins, who Pee Wee scouts predict would be a future ISFL hall of famer), simply made Negs play the worst game of his life. The team was distraught. In the locker room after (the bathroom of the local Arby's), not one person would speak. the record was now 77-1.
However, one player stepped forward to cheer up the team. Xavier Walls @xtitanxmvpx spoke up. "We can't let this get us down. I know exactly what to do to take our minds off of this pain." He reached into his suitcase. The team smiled, since they knew what was coming. He donned his mermaid tail and seashell bra, jumping immediately into a pitch perfect rendition of "Part of Your World." They laughed. They cried. Before they knew it, the team had forgotten all about the beating they took. It was time to move on.
However, one player stepped forward to cheer up the team. Xavier Walls @xtitanxmvpx spoke up. "We can't let this get us down. I know exactly what to do to take our minds off of this pain." He reached into his suitcase. The team smiled, since they knew what was coming. He donned his mermaid tail and seashell bra, jumping immediately into a pitch perfect rendition of "Part of Your World." They laughed. They cried. Before they knew it, the team had forgotten all about the beating they took. It was time to move on.