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As a player for the Minnesota Ducks and future player for the Baltimore Hawks, Morpheus is extremely lucky to be surrounded by smart and capable mentors who have provided unique insights into how to prepare financially for the future. As such, Morpheus is investing all of his funds into the development of a new source of renewable energy, appropriately titled, "The Sizzler." By wrapping this heat sensitive cloth around Morpheus' waist, an entire city can be warmed solely with the body heat generated by Morpheus' mid-section.
Inspired by the geothermal energy produced in Iceland, Morpheus aims to help curb global warming by spending his retirement years carrying out normal activities, but with "The Sizzler" on him 24 hours a day. Currently, projections expect that Morpheus' body heat will power a city of 3 to 5 million people. To also help local economies, Morpheus will ask that these cities pay Morpheus only with a few free meals and shows. With city savings in the tens of millions, Morpheus will also ask that this excessive windfall be used on local education. This way, Morpheus will spend his retirement doing what he loves, while helping curb global warming, and also helping take care of children. As always, Morpheus is sizzling.
As a player for the Minnesota Ducks and future player for the Baltimore Hawks, Morpheus is extremely lucky to be surrounded by smart and capable mentors who have provided unique insights into how to prepare financially for the future. As such, Morpheus is investing all of his funds into the development of a new source of renewable energy, appropriately titled, "The Sizzler." By wrapping this heat sensitive cloth around Morpheus' waist, an entire city can be warmed solely with the body heat generated by Morpheus' mid-section.
Inspired by the geothermal energy produced in Iceland, Morpheus aims to help curb global warming by spending his retirement years carrying out normal activities, but with "The Sizzler" on him 24 hours a day. Currently, projections expect that Morpheus' body heat will power a city of 3 to 5 million people. To also help local economies, Morpheus will ask that these cities pay Morpheus only with a few free meals and shows. With city savings in the tens of millions, Morpheus will also ask that this excessive windfall be used on local education. This way, Morpheus will spend his retirement doing what he loves, while helping curb global warming, and also helping take care of children. As always, Morpheus is sizzling.