I, (Spicy Ron) plan on opening a marketable pizza chain using my own namesake. "Spicy Ron's Sussy Pizza". The money leftover from my football endeavors will be used to fund the chain and eventually expand our locations. I plan on using 100% ethically sourced child labor in order to ensure maximum profitability. Using only the finest ingredients we can steal from local farms using our child mercenary army. Our covert espionage missions will be used to source all of our wheat, tomatoes, cheese, and other various toppings. Training (both in pizza making and in combat) will be given directly by me. Thousands of children will be put through our pizza combat camp, and only the strongest survivors will be allowed to work for 50 cents an hour under the glorious Spicy Ron's Sussy Pizza name. With our final goal being one thing: Out-pizza the Hut.
Toppings include:
-Pepperoni
-Olives
-Slim Jims
-"Spicy Rons" (red pepper flakes)
-Bullets
-Milk
-Pepperoni (unleashed)
-Hot Glue
-Cold Glue
-Footballs
-Gift cards (to Spicy Ron's)
-Banana Peppers
-Swag
-Sausage
With this plan, I know we'll be successful, and create a generational pizza company that I can pass down to my children: Mild Don and T'Journathan. Who will rule the business the same way their father will.
Toppings include:
-Pepperoni
-Olives
-Slim Jims
-"Spicy Rons" (red pepper flakes)
-Bullets
-Milk
-Pepperoni (unleashed)
-Hot Glue
-Cold Glue
-Footballs
-Gift cards (to Spicy Ron's)
-Banana Peppers
-Swag
-Sausage
With this plan, I know we'll be successful, and create a generational pizza company that I can pass down to my children: Mild Don and T'Journathan. Who will rule the business the same way their father will.