Since currently I spend literally every penny I have on equipment for the game that is paying me, it seems that my long term plan could be going better...So, I'm just going to have to depend on my charisma, charm, and stunning good looks to get me through in life, or at least 1/3. My plan is to take the Peyton Manning approach to retirement: endorsements, commercials, game shows, whatever it takes to get through the next stage of life. Living life by the seat of my pants which I may or may not be able to afford, depending on the success of the next gig, of course! You may be thinking, "That's wildly unreliable and irresponsible of you! How could you take such an approach to supporting yourself and your future?" To that I would reply, you clearly have not paid close attention to just how incredible my charisma, charm and stunning good looks have become over the years. That's right, I'm like Steve Carrell, only getting better with age. So, any of you all looking for a random fictional football player to promote your cause, host your late night talk show, or commentate on something that he may or may not be qualified to talk about, let me know. My retirement plan depends on it.
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