Investments? What is that? A new thing? Skiuuup did the best thing he could do. He got a degree in economics from the University of Berlin, while playing for the Fire Salamanders. It is the best investment, as there are so many players in the ISFL with little to no knowledge about the ins and outs and workings of the economy, regarding businesses, cryptocurrencies, the stock market, and all that. But Skiuuup got the degree and the qualifications to be their advisor. And he knows for a fact they will pay him a STACKLOAD of money so he can make them a BAJILLION of money, so they do not end up broke, filing for bankruptcy, and living of welfare, despite having made millions as a football player. And that, ladies and gentlemen is the right investment in this case. An inability creates a need. Someone has to be able to satisfy that need. And what better than an economic advisor? Skiuuup was raised to work hard, but smart, not a lot. And even if that does not work out, he can still get a job as a professor at a college back in the States. Will he have to be more careful with his buck? Well, yes. But it is not like he grew up hungry poor. Oh wait, he did.
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