10-04-2021, 02:27 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-04-2021, 02:30 PM by Big_Papi. Edited 2 times in total.)
If a reporter ever tried coming up to the Billdozer and threatening him with blackmail, I am pretty sure I know exactly what that dirt would be. See, many years ago, before the Billdozer was introduced to this beautiful ISFL, the Billdozer was finding a hard time making ends meet. The bills were getting left unpaid, no water, electricity, or food. You see, Bill was desperate. And just then he was dick deep in opportunity. He ran into a long lost friend from high school who offered him an opportunity to make a little extra money. So, without much other options he took his friend up on the opportunity that was presented. So once Bill signed a few consent forms, he was led to a shanty dirty smelly house in the barrio. Upon entering, he noticed the house was full of men. Ungroomed, unwashed, burly men. You see Bill was offered money to appear in a short film. And let’s just say Bill did some things that has left him mentally scarred ever since. Upon finishing the filming, Bill could be heard in the corner with a look of sheer terror on his face muttering the words, “That was the easiest $50 I’ve ever made in my life!”
“My name is Dauterive comma Bill, I am also insane.”