Dirt on Chuck Roth? Impossible! Just kidding, here's what it probably is. When Chuck was a Junior, he was unsure about going pro, as he wanted to finish his degree. He decided to go on a hike the morning he had to make this critical decision to clear his mind and help him focus. He hiked a long ways and ended up lost because he was too buy thinking about his decision, he hadn't kept track of where he was hiking and how he had gotten there. And he had no cell service so he was stuck. He could not announce a decision on declaring for the draft or not. He actually was lost in the woods for a couple days, which kinda sucked for him because he was hungry, but he eventually wandered onto a highway and hitch hiked his way back. He then held an impromptu press conference announcing why he did not make a decision. Overcome with embarrassment about being lost in the woods, Chuck claimed to have gone on a vision quest, inspired but Blue Mountain State legend Thad Castle. No one really cared about this press conference though, as most assumed that Chuck would be staying in college for his senior season anyways. This is probably the dirt reporters have on Chuck, that he's an idiot who got lost in the woods.
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