P.J. Dime: Nice to meet you both I am P.J. Dime reporter from Well Known Print Publication.
Agent Tesla: Nice to meet you Mr. Dime.
Magnus Rikiya: Yes! Very nice to meet you Mr. Dime.
P.J. Dime: Now this interview was supposed to be about you breaking the single season forced fumble record for defensive tackles that had been set back in the third season of the league Magnus, however in doing our due diligence ahead of this article we made a disturbing discovery during a background check of your agent. Were you aware of what they used to do?
Magnus Rikiya: I am well aware that their history includes some unsavory business, but I am not aware of specifics. Imagine it has something to do with where you worked before becoming my agent?
Agent Tesla: That would be my best guess as well, although it could honestly be any number of things. We should get back on track though Mr. Dime as this interview is about my client and not about me.
P.J. Dime: What do you have to say for yourself about these allegations though?
Agent Tesla: Well Mr. Dime what I have to say about all of the things you discovered during your background check is to think about the fact that you found less than half of the things that I have done in my lifetime that might concern you, and that given that you can imagine what I might do to someone who decides to try to run a hit piece against my agency instead of the piece praising my client that was supposed to run. Now Mr. Dime do you want to continue this line of questioning, or can we get back to the fact that Magnus broke the single season forced fumble record for defensive tackles?
P.J. Dime now noticeably paler: Moving on. Magnus how did it feel to break the record with three games left to be played?
Agent Tesla: Nice to meet you Mr. Dime.
Magnus Rikiya: Yes! Very nice to meet you Mr. Dime.
P.J. Dime: Now this interview was supposed to be about you breaking the single season forced fumble record for defensive tackles that had been set back in the third season of the league Magnus, however in doing our due diligence ahead of this article we made a disturbing discovery during a background check of your agent. Were you aware of what they used to do?
Magnus Rikiya: I am well aware that their history includes some unsavory business, but I am not aware of specifics. Imagine it has something to do with where you worked before becoming my agent?
Agent Tesla: That would be my best guess as well, although it could honestly be any number of things. We should get back on track though Mr. Dime as this interview is about my client and not about me.
P.J. Dime: What do you have to say for yourself about these allegations though?
Agent Tesla: Well Mr. Dime what I have to say about all of the things you discovered during your background check is to think about the fact that you found less than half of the things that I have done in my lifetime that might concern you, and that given that you can imagine what I might do to someone who decides to try to run a hit piece against my agency instead of the piece praising my client that was supposed to run. Now Mr. Dime do you want to continue this line of questioning, or can we get back to the fact that Magnus broke the single season forced fumble record for defensive tackles?
P.J. Dime now noticeably paler: Moving on. Magnus how did it feel to break the record with three games left to be played?
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