A life after football? It's probably about the same as a life with football for Cobra Kai. As he basically runs on the field as a side gig anyway, as his main gig is being an alcoholist and drinking all throughout the day. So once football is gone, all he needs to do is find a new side activity to keep himself entertained. Maybe Cobra Kai will stir up his old rivalry with the Miyagi kid, that is always great fun. So starting up a dojo again could be possibility too. There should be a whole new generation of students that can take up karate, or drinking, depending on which age group I will coach. If they are old enough we will probably just spent most of the time at the bar anyway.
But it might actually be good for building up clientelle, as who wouldnt want to be trained by a Ultimus Champion like himself. Life will look very good and very drunk after retirement for Cobra Kai, that's one thing we can be certain about. A lot of coors banquets on the horizon!
But it might actually be good for building up clientelle, as who wouldnt want to be trained by a Ultimus Champion like himself. Life will look very good and very drunk after retirement for Cobra Kai, that's one thing we can be certain about. A lot of coors banquets on the horizon!
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COBRA KAI
S25 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Rookie of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S26 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S30 ISFL: Running Back of the Year, Pro Bowl // S31 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S33 ISFL: Returner of the Year, Pro Bowl //S34 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S35: ISFL: Offensive Performance of the Year, Pro Bowl (Running Back), Pro Bowl (Special Teams)
Two time Ultimus Champion (S31, S35)
NOVA MONTAGNE
S41 ISFL: Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S43 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S44 ISFL: Performance of the Year. Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S45 ISFL: Pro Bowl
GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK
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