After a long and semi-successful career in the ISFL Burfict would probably find it hard to leave. I mean, very hard. Probably to the extent where the GMs would have to try and physically remove him from the Outlaws facility. And, well, that's easier said than done with Burfict.
So the easiest option for both parties would for Burfict to stay on as a member of the coaching team. I know what you're thinking, coaching the future linebackers, who would be better? Putting it all on the line every week, all about the team, loving every second. But I think his skills could spread further than that. A scout? Probably don't want to scare the youngsters. A rookie mentor? Maybe. I see Burfict just floating around the facility, offering his input where and when he felt fit. Sometimes it would probably be pretty Ill-timed. But just ask any opposing quarterback. Ill-timed is what Burfict does best. He lives for the game, he loves the game. And the game loves him.
So the easiest option for both parties would for Burfict to stay on as a member of the coaching team. I know what you're thinking, coaching the future linebackers, who would be better? Putting it all on the line every week, all about the team, loving every second. But I think his skills could spread further than that. A scout? Probably don't want to scare the youngsters. A rookie mentor? Maybe. I see Burfict just floating around the facility, offering his input where and when he felt fit. Sometimes it would probably be pretty Ill-timed. But just ask any opposing quarterback. Ill-timed is what Burfict does best. He lives for the game, he loves the game. And the game loves him.
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