Roscoe White has a lot of opportunities available to him once he decides to hang up the cleats good. For one, he could follow in his father's footsteps and become a good old-fashioned auto mechanic. Nobody east of the Mississippi knows how to work on an old GM Squarebody better than Roscoe White. He could also get involved in his cousin Hunter's illicit moonshine business but that seems like too much risk for too little money. It ain't the fifties no more and Roscoe ain't no Junior Johnson, there ain't whole lotta money left in the moonshine business. It's become commercialized and stuff. Of course, he could try to follow his ultimate dream and try to carve a successful singer-songwriter up there in Nashville but country music ain't what it used to be. Too much crossover pop garbage and autotune. People aren't ready for good old-fashioned six-string yee-haw music like Jerry Reed or Roger Miller. He could open a gun shop, It's Alabama after all. They got the highest rate of gun ownership country. Everybody out there trying to shoot a deer in or out of season.
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