When Spicy Ron retires, he will find himself a work life balance as both a coach for his own youth football team, and the farm he'll purchase with his league money. He'll teach his youth team how to play football the right way...as violently as possible and without a regard for human life. As far as his farm goes, Ron plans on purchasing 1200 cows for his own milk consumption, as Ron goes through roughly 100,000 gallons per week. With a percentage of his blood being milk itself.
Ron initially planned on being a color commentator, but was blacklisted from all sports programming after trying his hand at commentary and swearing 52 times in the first quarter alone. Frequently stating that "he was better than every single player on the field, and would dominate the league if he could play right now". He was commentating a middle school junior varsity football game.
Ron initially planned on being a color commentator, but was blacklisted from all sports programming after trying his hand at commentary and swearing 52 times in the first quarter alone. Frequently stating that "he was better than every single player on the field, and would dominate the league if he could play right now". He was commentating a middle school junior varsity football game.