10.The only rivalry Zephyr cares about is the one with fellow animal player Pasta the Turtle. Like in seasons past Zephyr and Pasta have a competition going. Unlike last year where it was a raw tackles and sacks game, we had to change it up this year. Pasta is now a safety focusing on interceptions. We did some rough math and came up with a new point system. Based on the performance of last seasons players we award 1 point per interception made by either player. This works as both safeties and linebackers can get interceptions. On the other side Sacks will be worth .25 points each. Again safeties and linebackers both get sacks. Naturally each of us will be going after our own point metric with the off chance we get some points on the side. Now lets see how this broke down over the season.
Pasta started his first game of the season with an interception. Bringing his point total to 1. He got another interception in game 3 bringing his points up to 2
Meanwhile Zephyr was having a much harder start to the season. With 0 sacks or interceptions by game 3. Zephyrs first sack came in game 4 brining him up to .25 points. Game 6 brought another sack to Zephyr bringing his total to .5 points.
Pasta got another interception in game 6 bringing his total to 3. Pasta kept going with interceptions in games 8 and 9. Bringing his total to 5
Well Zephyr answered back with a sack in game 9 and 10. Zephyr brough his total up to 1 point. Zephyr finished out the season with 1 sack in game 12 and 2 sacks and 1 interception in game 16. Bringing his final total to 2.75 points
Pasta cooled off a bit only getting 1 more interception in game 16. Bringing his total to 6 points.
The season did not go well for Zephyr GreyWolf. In our original research the highest interceptions from a safety last season was 5. Pasta the Turtle had 6 interceptions this season. Impressive play but next season is another chance to best my rival on the field.
19.A show staring Zephyr GreyWolf. Instant classic. It would be a cross between Batman and Scooby Doo. First there would be a group of mystery solvers. The standard jock, nerd, prep, stoner, and their pet dog and turtle. Now you see where I am going with this. Yep the pet dog is in fact Zephyr GreyWolf the legendary mystery solver. With his trusty sidekick Pasta the Turtle. So during a mystery while the group splits up to find clues Zephyr and Pasta change into their true forms (I assume they just put those masquerade style eye covers on. So its clearly still them but our mystery solvers can’t see through this disguise for the shows sake.) once they are in disguise the dynamic duo get to work solving the case. Usually with a lot more biting and shin breaking than traditional Scooby Doo. Once the bad guys are delt with Zephyr and Pasta lead the mystery solvers to the bad guys and the gang busts them. Despite them already being mostly unconscious or severely injured. Tune in next week for another episode of Zephyr and Pasta. Coming to a network near you.
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Pasta started his first game of the season with an interception. Bringing his point total to 1. He got another interception in game 3 bringing his points up to 2
Meanwhile Zephyr was having a much harder start to the season. With 0 sacks or interceptions by game 3. Zephyrs first sack came in game 4 brining him up to .25 points. Game 6 brought another sack to Zephyr bringing his total to .5 points.
Pasta got another interception in game 6 bringing his total to 3. Pasta kept going with interceptions in games 8 and 9. Bringing his total to 5
Well Zephyr answered back with a sack in game 9 and 10. Zephyr brough his total up to 1 point. Zephyr finished out the season with 1 sack in game 12 and 2 sacks and 1 interception in game 16. Bringing his final total to 2.75 points
Pasta cooled off a bit only getting 1 more interception in game 16. Bringing his total to 6 points.
The season did not go well for Zephyr GreyWolf. In our original research the highest interceptions from a safety last season was 5. Pasta the Turtle had 6 interceptions this season. Impressive play but next season is another chance to best my rival on the field.
19.A show staring Zephyr GreyWolf. Instant classic. It would be a cross between Batman and Scooby Doo. First there would be a group of mystery solvers. The standard jock, nerd, prep, stoner, and their pet dog and turtle. Now you see where I am going with this. Yep the pet dog is in fact Zephyr GreyWolf the legendary mystery solver. With his trusty sidekick Pasta the Turtle. So during a mystery while the group splits up to find clues Zephyr and Pasta change into their true forms (I assume they just put those masquerade style eye covers on. So its clearly still them but our mystery solvers can’t see through this disguise for the shows sake.) once they are in disguise the dynamic duo get to work solving the case. Usually with a lot more biting and shin breaking than traditional Scooby Doo. Once the bad guys are delt with Zephyr and Pasta lead the mystery solvers to the bad guys and the gang busts them. Despite them already being mostly unconscious or severely injured. Tune in next week for another episode of Zephyr and Pasta. Coming to a network near you.
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