When you consider the performance of all bots in the league, there can be only one that is truly worthy of any consideration for Bot of the Season. You already know where I'm going with this: the legendary Defensive End from the Minnesota Grey Ducks, Eightducks In'Atrenchcoat.
Possibly a contender for not only Bot of the Season, but Grey Ducks MVP, Eightducks has played ten games this season, and posted an impressive stat line: 7 sacks and 28 tackles. What's that? These stats aren't leading the league? You don't think Eightducks is deserving? We need to speak to the other attributes which make Eightducks a valuable member of the roster.
I'm talking about the intangibles. Eightducks does the little things on and off the field that make the entire team better. Not many people know this, but he's actually solely responsible for doing all of the team's laundry. His enthusiasm is always appreciated in the locker room, too. Many tense rallying speeches at halftime have been punctuated with the echoing sound of Eightducks belting out an enthusiastic "QUACK QUACK QUACK" to get the team fired up for the second half.
Naysayers would have you believe that he's not a man at all, but a series of waterfowl stacked atop one another and wearing an outerwear garment: that's simply slander and undeserved character assassination.
Possibly a contender for not only Bot of the Season, but Grey Ducks MVP, Eightducks has played ten games this season, and posted an impressive stat line: 7 sacks and 28 tackles. What's that? These stats aren't leading the league? You don't think Eightducks is deserving? We need to speak to the other attributes which make Eightducks a valuable member of the roster.
I'm talking about the intangibles. Eightducks does the little things on and off the field that make the entire team better. Not many people know this, but he's actually solely responsible for doing all of the team's laundry. His enthusiasm is always appreciated in the locker room, too. Many tense rallying speeches at halftime have been punctuated with the echoing sound of Eightducks belting out an enthusiastic "QUACK QUACK QUACK" to get the team fired up for the second half.
Naysayers would have you believe that he's not a man at all, but a series of waterfowl stacked atop one another and wearing an outerwear garment: that's simply slander and undeserved character assassination.